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Oct. 14, 2009, 12:53 p.m.

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//Jacob and Kamal are doing math on the board Whitacre: Is that something good or is that crap? Jacob: Oh, just... don't worry about it. Whitacre: Don't worry about it? I'm going over to look. I learned that from my parents.

#680

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Oct. 14, 2009, 7:40 p.m.

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Whitacre: I don't think you can hate more. It's just hate. They're like "I hate you more," but once you hit the hate level, you're done.

#689

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Oct. 14, 2009, 7:47 p.m.

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//after turning off the lights Whitacre: What do you mean you can't see? I can see fine, I'm walking!

#692

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Oct. 14, 2009, 7:55 p.m.

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//talking about the Peloponesian War compared to other wars Whitacre: Everything that could go wrong was in that war! And they wrote a book about it! People read it, and they still do that stuff!

#718

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Oct. 20, 2009, 7:45 p.m.

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Swaney: I was like 10 years old and my grandfather used to take me skeet-shooting. There's Iowa for you.

#720

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Oct. 20, 2009, 7:47 p.m.

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Whitacre: Why are cows sacred? Because in Western culture, we usually put them on buns.

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Oct. 22, 2009, 9:37 p.m.

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//Stein's cell phone rings in class Stein: Oh wait, Mr. Rose is wondering if he should pick up some Indian food for me.

#773

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Oct. 28, 2009, 8:29 a.m.

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Hinkle: When I was poor, I wouldn't like to stand on the corner and go 'give me money'. I had to go -- I had to go out and do my own thing, y'know?

#779

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Oct. 29, 2009, 2:04 p.m.

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//To student who walked in late Whitacre: You're going to LC this course! How can you even do that? It's first period!...or at least you would, but I don't know how to do the attendance! See, this is what I hate about computers!

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Nov. 4, 2009, 9:24 a.m.

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Burger: "You know that robot for the video? Khoa actually designed..." David: "Constructed and built it and now he's the leader of Chechnya"