#572

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Sept. 25, 2009, 4:23 p.m.

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Hinkle: Here's some stuff about numbers and different stuff like that.

#576

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Sept. 30, 2009, 10:45 a.m.

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Whitacre: Don't build a big house. Then when someone tries to rob you, you shoot them, and the alarms go off and everyone's like "You killed him!"...I live in a forest, so you knock on my door and BANG!

#596

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Oct. 7, 2009, 8:42 a.m.

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Schafer: Me and Wolfram|Alpha had a meeting last night to work a few things out.

#602

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Oct. 11, 2009, 4:50 p.m.

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Dr. Smith: I’ll Google it this afternoon and Wikipedia will tell me the answer.

#618

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Oct. 11, 2009, 4:51 p.m.

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Schafer: e^(rt) ain’ts never gonna be zero.

#625

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Oct. 11, 2009, 4:52 p.m.

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Whitacre: Never show your cards before it’s time. Whenever you wanna play poker, just let me know.

#636

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Oct. 12, 2009, 11:06 a.m.

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Whitacre: Those of you who missed Dumbledore being hung up by his pectorals-- sounds dirty, doesn't it.

#639

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Oct. 12, 2009, 11:07 a.m.

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Whitacre: Was Harry Potter drafted? Student: He could've moved to Canadia.

#646

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Oct. 12, 2009, 11:10 a.m.

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//walks up to a student playing an online game Whitacre: Is this on the SAT, 'cause I'm gonna take it.

#669

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Oct. 13, 2009, 11:14 a.m.

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Schafer: I'm not solving this one for you because I'm tired and old.