#3457

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June 10, 2011, 5:24 p.m.

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//At graduation rehearsal Administrator: Some counselors and I will be at the bottom of the stairs. We will look between your legs to see if you have any balls or posters or anything else you're hiding.

#7950

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Feb. 19, 2019, 10:18 a.m.

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//aoa is making a class to represent a cemetery //the data they are given is from a 19th century london cemetery full of dead kids Gonzalez: You know, I probably shouldn't say this, but this could be Washington state in a couple of years with all the anti-vaxxers...

#916

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Nov. 23, 2009, 5:42 p.m.

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Mr. Templin: Say I'm building a shelf... Class: Shelf.

#7605

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Sept. 20, 2018, 8:44 p.m.

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Street: Your parents spend all this money buying a house in Potomac, yet you still end up going to a school in Silver Spring

#3750

9298

Nov. 5, 2011, 5:26 p.m.

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//Stein in Freshmen Physics Stein: There are two definitions of Drag: 1. Something that is boring. 2. Man dressed as a woman. For example, that drag is totally not a drag. Now Mr. Schafer left some notes for you to take. //Stein turns on Promethean Board Stein: Now I am confused. It says drag AKA air resistance. Since I think that is not the correct definition, I am going to turn it off. //Stein turns Promethean Board off

#6011

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Aug. 30, 2016, 3:44 p.m.

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//A freshman is talking to Anna Barth and Sambuddha Chattopadhyay Evan: What's your name? Sambuddha: Sambuddha Chattopadhyay Evan (sarcastically): Very funny.

#8140

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May 1, 2019, 3:02 p.m.

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Rose: Does anyone else hear that high-pitched noise? //Silence Rose: Alright.... noises in my head

#8614

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Sept. 15, 2020, 2:31 p.m.

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Rose: Hopefully you have two parents at home who love you Rose: Actually, one's enough Rose: Eh, you don't really need anyone Rose: We're all alone in this world

#977

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Nov. 25, 2009, 8:54 a.m.

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Pham: See, I tell my son that if he no get good grade, I no give him Christmas present. And he have to get a A in Math. Student: Wait, you have a son? Pham: I only tell you kid what, 10 time? *phone rings* Hang on... //At the end of the call... Pham: That was his Math teacher. Apparently he answer first page of test then turn it in and say he done. I tell her to tell him Christmas not coming.

#3186

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April 2, 2011, 2:50 p.m.

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Porac: If you're offended by swearing, transfer out of Blair. Even on the third floor, the nerds are swearing. They're like, "what's the fucking physics homework?!"