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Nov. 5, 2011, 5:26 p.m.

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//Stein in Freshmen Physics Stein: There are two definitions of Drag: 1. Something that is boring. 2. Man dressed as a woman. For example, that drag is totally not a drag. Now Mr. Schafer left some notes for you to take. //Stein turns on Promethean Board Stein: Now I am confused. It says drag AKA air resistance. Since I think that is not the correct definition, I am going to turn it off. //Stein turns Promethean Board off

#6011

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Aug. 30, 2016, 3:44 p.m.

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//A freshman is talking to Anna Barth and Sambuddha Chattopadhyay Evan: What's your name? Sambuddha: Sambuddha Chattopadhyay Evan (sarcastically): Very funny.

#8140

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May 1, 2019, 3:02 p.m.

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Rose: Does anyone else hear that high-pitched noise? //Silence Rose: Alright.... noises in my head

#8614

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Sept. 15, 2020, 2:31 p.m.

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Rose: Hopefully you have two parents at home who love you Rose: Actually, one's enough Rose: Eh, you don't really need anyone Rose: We're all alone in this world

#977

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Nov. 25, 2009, 8:54 a.m.

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Pham: See, I tell my son that if he no get good grade, I no give him Christmas present. And he have to get a A in Math. Student: Wait, you have a son? Pham: I only tell you kid what, 10 time? *phone rings* Hang on... //At the end of the call... Pham: That was his Math teacher. Apparently he answer first page of test then turn it in and say he done. I tell her to tell him Christmas not coming.

#3186

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April 2, 2011, 2:50 p.m.

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Porac: If you're offended by swearing, transfer out of Blair. Even on the third floor, the nerds are swearing. They're like, "what's the fucking physics homework?!"

#8065

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April 1, 2019, 12:21 p.m.

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//Math phys study hall. In the past, Schafer has kicked out anyone who's not in math phys. //Steven runs out momentarily before running back in Steven: Schafer's coming! Quick people hide! //Rcho and leela hide in the computer lab. Schafer leaves after a few minutes Ian (right as schafer leaves the room): Alright Ryan he's gone! You can come out now!

#2873

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Feb. 5, 2011, 12:38 p.m.

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//Ostrander walks in, and Stein isn't in the classroom Ostrander: So, where is he? Bob: You won't believe how hard it was to get him through the window

#280

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May 21, 2009, 9:04 p.m.

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[Stein's cell phone rings in class] Stein: *looks at phone* Oh, it's my wife. *hangs up*

#7900

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Jan. 31, 2019, 6:21 p.m.

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//Advanced Geometry Rose: So what makes a proof good? Nick: Correctness Rose: What else? Avik: So one of the good things about a good proof is that it should be concise, so that there are not any extra steps or unnecessary things in the proof that makes it harder to follow. Reynald (under his breath): Yeah, that applies to speech too