#5565

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Oct. 5, 2015, 9:36 p.m.

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//Pd. 4 Analysis 1B, went something like this Stein: Kinjal! Go integrate that! //She's in a different period, so nobody moves Stein: Shivani! Whatever your name is! Go! (points at Urjita) Class: Do you mean Urjita? Stein: It's a half day! No time for names! Go! //she gets up and does the integral Stein: Now pass it off to someone else! Faster! //passes it off to Sam Stein: Urjita! Simplify that! //class laughs Stein: We don't have time for names! We're already behind! Now go! //Sam looks incredulous, but goes up anyway Stein: Now pass it along! Faster, Gabe! //hands it off to Alice Stein: Keep going, Sandeep! Quickly! //Alice takes the ln and hands off to Lara Stein (looking at Lara): Meghna! How do we solve for y? //This went on for a while, not once calling someone the correct name Stein (at the end of class): I'd like to spend the last minute of class apologizing to all of the ladies of Indian descent.

#3451

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June 7, 2011, 9:15 p.m.

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//AP NSL, talking about a plan to get rid of snakehead fish by dumping a bunch of salt in the Chesapeake Bay watershed Grossman: Now, who do you guys think might be opposed to this plan? Eva: People with common sense?

#4505

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April 11, 2013, 9:19 p.m.

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//Teacher is guarding door at lunch to make sure people have to go around to the SAC. //Neil sneaks over to open door and Teacher sees him as he is sneaking away. Teacher: Hey! I'm going to refer you to your administrator! What's your name? Neil: Jay Gatsby. Teacher:I'm gonna look you up! //Teacher storms off

#7977

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March 4, 2019, 7:42 a.m.

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Nate: This is thermo Robert: Who teaches it? Nate: Jorgensen Robert (not knowing Jorgensen is behind him): That’s a made up word

#8391

5557

Nov. 15, 2019, 10:49 a.m.

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Bracklinn: OK guys, make a plan for Brexit following BRITISH VALUES. ... [class discusses their plans] Mr. Cirincione: Did anyone make a plan that isn't horribly controlling and genocidal? Class: She said BRITISH VALUES!

#3821

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Nov. 30, 2011, 9:01 p.m.

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Whitacre: When I was taking that marriage class, these priests were talking about how to have a good family and be a good husband and all. It's like, how the hell do you know?

#3526

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Sept. 8, 2011, 4:26 p.m.

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// Ostrander is subbing in during 2nd Period Phys Chem until Pham arrives Viju: [walks in] Whoa! Mr. Pham, you dyed your hair! And changed skin complexion! Ostrander: I believe you mean I've gotten sexier.

#7311

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March 9, 2018, 12:25 p.m.

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Pham: 4 minus 2 is 2, right? What do you call that? Quick maths?

#8112

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April 15, 2019, 9:33 a.m.

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//It's lunchtime at wallops, but people are still playing in the fields Schafer: My level of pissed off increases with every throw of the frisbee

#1576

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March 2, 2010, 4:39 p.m.

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//Discussing an afterschool seminar for teachers Schafer: So the county supports this "10-2-2" plan.  10 minutes teaching, 2 minutes discussion, 2 minutes group work.  So I'm like "Does this work for every scenario?" and he's just like "yeah..."  So then I ask him "Then why did you just lecture us for an hour and a half?"  And he says "Cuz it doesn't apply to this scenario!"  And I'm like "You just said it works for all scenarios!"  There's a reason I wasn't appreciated at those things.