#8078

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April 3, 2019, 7:32 p.m.

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//After a contingent of seniors has attempted unsuccessfully to get into Rose's room for lunch. Rose: Man, these nerdy magnet students are so afraid of Blair they have to go and find a corner to hide in.

#662

6165

Oct. 13, 2009, 11:02 a.m.

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Schafer: My house was too cold last night because I didn't turn on the heat. Jacob: Your personal philosophy is to put on a sweater. That's what you tell your roommate. Schafer: Damn skippy! Until the first frost, I don't need heat. Shirley: My philosophy is to take off clothes if you're hot. Mikey: But there are only so many clothes you can take off. Schafer: Michael, while you are correct in your assessment, you have left an image in my mind that I don't want to see. I may not sleep for days.

#6321

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March 20, 2017, 11:58 a.m.

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Mr. Pham: What's the first thing you touch in the morning? Robert: Mysel- Mr. Pham: The air! What were you going to say, your wife?

#7942

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Feb. 14, 2019, 12:09 p.m.

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//Advanced Geometry Rose: So last class Daniel Zhu explained this proof to me, which turns out to be really easy, but I didn't quite get it because I'm smallbrain.

#4794

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March 12, 2014, 9:39 p.m.

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// In Quantum, discussing blackbody radiation Raanan: So a peak in the blue range is for colder objects? Schafer: No, blue means hot! Blue is always hot! Blue is hot, hot, hot! // Class stares at Blue Blue: Uhhhh. Schafer: That's gonna be awkward.

#902

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Nov. 19, 2009, 8:33 p.m.

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//This is from a while back... //Victoria is spacing Pham: What you doing? You think bout some boy! You in my class, I the only boy you think about!

#10946

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Oct. 7, 2022, 10:17 p.m.

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//After drill press test Evan: *Sneezes* Street: Stop talking Evan: *Sneezes again* Street: SHUT UP

#2391

8389

Oct. 21, 2010, 5:45 p.m.

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Loomis: It's 0/2, not 0/1. Stein. Oh, okay. Same difference. McHale: Same quotient.

#7975

8389

Feb. 28, 2019, 10:39 p.m.

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//Rate My Teachers Review Cuadrado First Review: If you can't take the fuego, hasta luego!

#4141

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May 17, 2012, 6:50 p.m.

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//Talking about how annoying they are Issac Jiffar: Is me plus Raanan as bad as John Anderson? Giles: You plus Raanan to the Patrick Shan power is not as bad as John Anderson.