#7907

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Feb. 3, 2019, 10:59 a.m.

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//talking about limits Rose: What happens when you divide two very very tiny things? Student: You get a number Rose: Something happens! But...and Valentina is shrugging suggestively, as if to say... *laughter* Rose: Not that kind of suggestive *more laughter* Rose: We'll have to edit this video

#2613

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Nov. 29, 2010, 8:56 p.m.

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Daniel Chen: So Henok, is the basketball team like, all black guys or something? Henok: Well no. I mean, there's Justin, me, ... *pauses to think who else* OH WAIT. SHIT.

#13520

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Dec. 11, 2024, 7:52 p.m.

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Don't be a bystander, be an Ostrander. - AA

#3484

5153

Aug. 31, 2011, 4:05 p.m.

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//Talking about a practice marching band parade Ms. Roberts: You guys are all bunching up. You look like the accordion band. You don't want to look like that. Accordions are nerdy. Adam (Junior Drum Major): Um...excuse me, Ms. Roberts. I play accordion. Roberts: Oh... I'm sorry. Adam: Thank you. Roberts: No. I'm sorry you play accordion.

#3124

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March 22, 2011, 5:34 p.m.

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Ms. Medley (Duval's sub): Chromosomal mutations occur in all living orgasms. Class: ... Class: Organisms! Ms. Medley: What? Orgasm. That's what I said. Orgasm.

#1538

7985

Feb. 24, 2010, 3:47 p.m.

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Mr. Schafer: As a kid my father asked me why it was that when my hands are cold and I blow on them, they get warm, but when my soup is hot and I blow on it it gets cooler. That question bothered me for a long time. In the end I concluded that I had magic powers.

#7844

7985

Jan. 7, 2019, 3:44 p.m.

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//Kaluta 9th //Exploravision papers are returned, group received a bad grade on it largely in part due to Justin Z turning it in with many of the pages backwards and out of order Ryan S: I'm going to punch your face until you don't have a chin Matthew C: Well then you will have to donate him one of yours

#4468

6064

March 5, 2013, 1:53 p.m.

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Pham's Gchat status: Pham I am.

#6221

6064

Jan. 29, 2017, 8:25 p.m.

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//Playing Kahoot in Pd. 9 AP NSL and Bohemian Rhapsody starts to play *Class was singing along* Kahoot: Bismillah! We will not let you go! *Gabaree starts Kahoot without finishing song* Reynald: NOOO Reynald: (continues) no, no, no, no, no, no, no!

#8541

6064

March 2, 2020, 8:42 p.m.

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// pd 9 rne Street: Take out a piece of paper and label it "Pop Quiz." *class collectively groans* // 15 minutes later Street: Alright, it's about time we finish this quiz thing. (proceeds to open a slideshow with drawings of transistors) Student: Wait, aren't you going to collect it? Street: I never said it would be collected.