#8690

4951

Oct. 25, 2020, 5:12 p.m.

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//playing cards against humanity Sam: It’s between “communism” and “white privilege” Carlos: It’s the 2020 election!

#3365

5761

May 14, 2011, 10:01 a.m.

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Stein: Did I tell you about the time I went to rock paper scissors championships? I was pretty good, but I had this problem: I always beat men, but I can never figure out women. //Stein beats Viju but loses to Sharon Stein: So then I got up to the Australian national champion. She was a woman, and she was all in skimpy leather clothing. I was like "Oh no!" Viju: I would have been like, "Oh yes." Stein: So anyway, it's best 3 out of 5. And I lost the first two. But you're allowed to take a break, so I did. When I came back, I hit her with my signature move. I used my left hand. She was flustered, I could see it. So I won the next two rounds. But then she took a break. I was like, "I'm going to beat the Australian national champion," and I knew she was going to throw paper, so I threw scissors. But then she rocked me.

#7673

5761

Oct. 24, 2018, 1:04 p.m.

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Vickie Wright, introducing the new JavaScript unit: “JavaScript is very similar to...” *trailing off* Evan G: “Uhh, what’s it similar to, Ms Wright?” Vickie: “It’s very similar to.... Java.”

#7695

5761

Nov. 2, 2018, 8:53 a.m.

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//2nd period bio Sloe: Guys! I lost my princess bubblegum pin! Sloe: I’m princess bubblegum and I need my pin! Sloe: .... Sloe: Shit! //Later Sloe: If I don’t find that pin my daughter’s gonna kill me! Aaron and Sam: Kill her first.

#7882

5761

Jan. 24, 2019, 12:04 p.m.

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BRING BACK YOUR ASTRONOMY TEXTBOOKS

#9414

5761

Nov. 20, 2021, 2 p.m.

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//schafer reading shron's physics problem Schafer: "He had thrown the gaming mouse off a cliff with the help of an unusually fast roomba." *pauses* Schafer: "UwU?" Class goes berserk

#4192

157169

Sept. 10, 2012, 6:27 p.m.

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Pham: Obama 15 point ahead of... who the other guy? Class: Romney. Pham: Ronny. By the way, I a Republican. Ask Stein, he hate me.

#3983

5052

Feb. 20, 2012, 9:20 p.m.

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Student: Mr. Pham, do you know Doyung? Pham: That girl? Yes. She in my 9th period class. Student: Doyung is a guy... Pham: No. She's in my class! I'm sure Doyung is a girl! Student: Do you mean Soyoung? //Awkward silence Pham: They all the same to me.

#4177

5052

Aug. 31, 2012, 4:43 p.m.

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Rose: Math is like raising a child; you can't make mistakes early. If you yell at your teenager, most likely nothing would happen. But if you drop your baby, it could get really messed up...

#7674

5052

Oct. 24, 2018, 2:50 p.m.

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Rose: The quadratic formula is the 5th stage of grief.