#4111

124134

April 26, 2012, 10:56 p.m.

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//At Science Bowl, talking to another team Other Coach: So, what's his specialty? //Pointing to Saurav Pham: Him? Girls.

#5388

154166

Feb. 13, 2015, 4:44 p.m.

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//At Open House for incoming 9th graders, Pham is talking to the group of all Takoma boys. Pham: I know you guy NEED help with the lady. Anyone know the 10th grade big field trip? Prospective student: Wallops! Pham: Yes. Wallops best place to ask out girl. In the night I walk around and when I find a couple... //Gets flashlight out of nowhere Pham: Hey! What you guy doing out here? Get back to your rooms! //Shines light into a random guy's eye

#3638

4951

Oct. 4, 2011, 7:41 p.m.

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//Donaldson tries to explain how stars form. //Rose is sitting in the back of the class, on the computer Donaldson: So there is a big ball of gas in space. And some of it is clumped together in a massive, gravitationally strong clump. Let's call it Bob. Now other smaller, modest, wimpy concentrations will form that will be sucked up by Bob, only making him stronger. Let's call these wimpy clumps Will.

#4441

4951

Feb. 15, 2013, 5:07 p.m.

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//Rose is passing out the sheets you sign up for SRP-observing on. Rose: So, uhm.  This one is about....Home Office Stress toys.  The next one is about...Uh, Don't stick your tongue in sockets.  Then...Robots...Talking.  Yeah.  This one...Mosquito humping.  And this..is about drinking too much vodka.  Uhhh....this....Hmm.  Robot Doctors...Alright.  This one...is..just finding oil.  Hm.  Magma...Volcanos.  And this one...this is Vodka again...yeah...I'm done with this

#8690

4951

Oct. 25, 2020, 5:12 p.m.

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//playing cards against humanity Sam: It’s between “communism” and “white privilege” Carlos: It’s the 2020 election!

#3365

5761

May 14, 2011, 10:01 a.m.

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Stein: Did I tell you about the time I went to rock paper scissors championships? I was pretty good, but I had this problem: I always beat men, but I can never figure out women. //Stein beats Viju but loses to Sharon Stein: So then I got up to the Australian national champion. She was a woman, and she was all in skimpy leather clothing. I was like "Oh no!" Viju: I would have been like, "Oh yes." Stein: So anyway, it's best 3 out of 5. And I lost the first two. But you're allowed to take a break, so I did. When I came back, I hit her with my signature move. I used my left hand. She was flustered, I could see it. So I won the next two rounds. But then she took a break. I was like, "I'm going to beat the Australian national champion," and I knew she was going to throw paper, so I threw scissors. But then she rocked me.

#7673

5761

Oct. 24, 2018, 1:04 p.m.

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Vickie Wright, introducing the new JavaScript unit: “JavaScript is very similar to...” *trailing off* Evan G: “Uhh, what’s it similar to, Ms Wright?” Vickie: “It’s very similar to.... Java.”

#7695

5761

Nov. 2, 2018, 8:53 a.m.

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//2nd period bio Sloe: Guys! I lost my princess bubblegum pin! Sloe: I’m princess bubblegum and I need my pin! Sloe: .... Sloe: Shit! //Later Sloe: If I don’t find that pin my daughter’s gonna kill me! Aaron and Sam: Kill her first.

#7882

5761

Jan. 24, 2019, 12:04 p.m.

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BRING BACK YOUR ASTRONOMY TEXTBOOKS

#9414

5761

Nov. 20, 2021, 2 p.m.

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//schafer reading shron's physics problem Schafer: "He had thrown the gaming mouse off a cliff with the help of an unusually fast roomba." *pauses* Schafer: "UwU?" Class goes berserk