#8472

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Jan. 29, 2020, 10:27 a.m.

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//InfoFlow package about Four Corners Reporter: What's one place you'd never want to eat at? Student: Game Stop.

#8537

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March 2, 2020, 2:51 p.m.

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//9th discrete Rose: So we have three sizes of pizza, there are 7 different toppings, and we can have as many toppings as we want. How many different pizzas can we make? *Stein happens to be in the room and comes up to the board and starts doing the problem* Stein: so you have 7 choose 1, that's 7, and for 7 choose 2... But then you get to like 7 choose 5 and I can't do that. Rose: You don't have to, we just leave it like that, the numbers don't matter. Stein: tHe NuMbErS dOnT mAtTeR? I thought you were going to tell me how many pizzas I could order!!!

#7663

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Oct. 19, 2018, 5:50 p.m.

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*Dheeraj comes in late* Sloe: Why are you late Dheeraj (Sheepish): I woke up at Eastern...

#4366

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Dec. 20, 2012, 11:42 p.m.

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Rose: To better understand your generation, I decided to watch some anime... I was wondering, what is up with Japanese people and their obsession with 13 year old girls?

#7726

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Nov. 13, 2018, 10:09 a.m.

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//Lodal, small group presentations //Lodal is walking around with a bag of pretzels Svetlana: Before I start, can I have a pretzel? *Lodal hands her a pretzel* Noam: Can I have a pretzel? Lodal (emphatically): NO

#7863

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Jan. 15, 2019, 12:31 p.m.

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//sophomore comp sci class Gonzalez: They're doing magnet screening next class. You know, when they pick who can get into the magnet? Well, hopefully they do a better job than 2 years ago...

#7896

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Jan. 31, 2019, 12:09 p.m.

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Ryan: Take what you can, give nothing back! Leela: Is that your sexual philosophy?

#2483

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Nov. 5, 2010, 5:07 p.m.

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//girls are screaming outside pd 9 mogsim Lev: Wow, they're having an orgy out there! Steven: It's windy in here! She was yelling "blow me away." Pham: Problem is too many hot guy in here. Lev: No, then it would be hot, not windy. Pham: Nooo! It because hot guy are a HIGH TEMPERATURE reservoir! It make pressure gradient so it wind.

#2634

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Dec. 3, 2010, 4:45 p.m.

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//teacher is running late Ittai: Well, I guess that since we don't have a teacher, I'll have to take over for today. Various students: Act like he's the actual teacher! Everyone sit down and take notes! //Ittai takes teacher's book, sits in teacher's chair, and starts to write on the board Ittai: So, Swokowski is telling us that to do triple integrals in cylindrical coordinates, we need to...um...draw a picture! *draws on board*  Man that looks bad, if only Julie Zhu were here!  So Swokowski thinks about how polar works, extrapolates for the z, and then he gives us this formula *writes volume formula* //at this point, teacher walks in, sits down at other end of board, and watches while grinning Ittai: And now what Swokowski is trying to tell us is...woah...*starts trying to figure out just what the book says*...it's like, um...*closes book*  So let me tell you a story now.  It turns out that not all mathematicians are all that smart.  I was talking to my friend, Dr. Washington, and he said that if you take the whole group of mathematicians, there are some really great ones at the top.  And...yeah...so anyways, you all need to study. //at this point, he sits down and teacher takes over

#5485

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May 13, 2015, 6:54 a.m.

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Matthew: The promposal I made works in every browser besides IE. I think of that as a feature, not a bug, since it means the administrative staff will never notice it. Plus, if Leslie uses IE, I'm not sure that I can take her to prom.