#7316

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March 12, 2018, 10:28 p.m.

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*After Gym test, where Noam got 2 points off and Carlos got a perfect *For context, Carlos got a D on his first precalc test Carlos: Oh yeah! 24/24, suck on that! Noam: Just like I sucked on your D in precalc. Carlos: Um... Noam... Noam: Not in that way! Not in that way!

#2663

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Dec. 13, 2010, 6:38 p.m.

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//Teacher gives Henok a problem not taught in class and they solve it together. Henok: Yeah [Teacher], we’re a pro team. Teacher: Oh yeah, go long for the imaginary pass! //Henok jogs across the room Teacher: Here it comes. //Teacher pretends to throw, Henok pretends to catch it, then pretends to drops it Henok: Whoops, I guess I’m the Redskins

#5647

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Nov. 18, 2015, 5:11 p.m.

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//Schafer is discussing optics when Guang passes 215, looks in, and leaves Schafer: Was that Guang?! Students: Yes. //Schafer throws up his hands in exasperation

#5842

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March 7, 2016, 4:37 p.m.

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//New seats; Pham asks Grace a nomenclature question, but she is laughing Pham: Why you so happy? Is it because you are sitting next to Steven?

#4207

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Sept. 20, 2012, 7:42 p.m.

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//Talking in Mathphys Schafer: Yeah, so, this weekend I was out shopping to get model rockets for my nephew. I kind of add 3-5 years forward to whatever age he is, so I was thinking....he's 7, that's basically like 11, better get some rockets. Students: Whoa, what? Schafer: C'mon, everyone needs to have one questionable uncle like that. No one else fits the job better.

#5872

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April 6, 2016, 5:31 p.m.

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//Class before a lab in freshman magnet chemistry Lodal: Don't forget to do the prelab writeup. Sally: What if hypothetically someone lost their journal? Lodal: Then hypothetically they would have to buy a new one. Sally: What if hypothetically they couldn't get one by tomorrow? Lodal: Then steal one. Sally: What if hypothetically they have morals? Lodal: Then steal one from Katheryn.

#7815

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Dec. 18, 2018, 8:20 p.m.

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Mr. Pham: Oxidizing asians reduce society.

#8069

4446

April 2, 2019, 12:07 p.m.

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Rose: I’ve been yelling at people for being late for 5 minutes, and the bell rang one minute ago

#8108

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April 11, 2019, 11:43 p.m.

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//before ARML practice //Stav's piece of scratch paper has a gigantic integral symbol on it Leela: AHHHHHH! (covers face) //Stav flips paper over //Other side of paper is filled with about 50 integral symbols on it

#8200

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June 3, 2019, 9:31 a.m.

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//Monday morning in AoA Gonzalez: Everyone close your eyes. Now, raise your hand if you are done with the problem set that was due yesterday. *laughter from some of the students* Gonzalez: I have one word. Gonzalez: YEET