#3449

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June 6, 2011, 6:39 p.m.

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//Mr Pham and Mr Giles cross pathes between the chemistry room and math help: Pham: I hear you tell kids lines only straight. Giles: Yeah, they're only straight. Pham: No you wrong-- Giles: All lines are straight. Pham: Noooooooooo.

#1765

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April 9, 2010, 7:18 p.m.

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Rose: Hey (student), I just got in a fight with Pham about you. Student: Really? Rose: Yeah. I said you're smart, but he disagreed. Student: Who won? Rose: Well I won because I was right, but it was a tough argument. Student: Why? Rose: He had evidence to suggest that I was wrong. Student: Like what? Rose: Your chemistry grade.

#1665

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March 15, 2010, 6:17 p.m.

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Stein: Disjoint is what the drug dealer tries to sell you.

#3016

5357

March 3, 2011, 12:14 a.m.

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Piper: ...Use Boolean logic, don't use Ashu logic. Saurav: Use NANDs not Nandas!

#8242

5357

June 5, 2019, 11:57 a.m.

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//At lunch, Booyya has just finished practicing his entire molecular derivation part of his Chem RnE presentation. Albert is the only the audience member. Booyya: Do you have any comments? Albert: Do you want to the truth or the lie? Booyya: Truth. Albert, tapping his elbow repeatedly: I stopped listening when I found out how to make my pinky feel funny.

#7997

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March 11, 2019, 8:13 a.m.

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Sloe: What can activate this protein? Rohit: (mumbles) Gamma rays Sloe: Gammarase? Never heard of that enzyme.

#8312

4648

Sept. 25, 2019, 2:33 p.m.

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//Analysis 2, Schwartz is listing domains and ranges on board, Ostrander walks in. Ostrander: (squinting) Does that R have 2 lines or am I just seeing things?

#8518

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Feb. 24, 2020, 9:41 a.m.

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//talking about volunteers for Females In Science and Technology Sloe: Ryan? Do you like little girls?

#2704

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Dec. 20, 2010, 11:16 p.m.

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//Albert walks into APNSL with a Victoria's Secret bag. Jack: Hey Albert, what you got in that bag? Albert: Just some perfume from Janvi for Secret Santa. Henok: He also has his bras in there! DOUBLE D's JUST LIKE HIS NSL GRADE!

#7947

5458

Feb. 15, 2019, 10:27 p.m.

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//Entomology 5th period, showing off artwork that include insects Duval: Okay so this is Luke's... LUKE!!! ARE YOU AWAKE? //Luke, as he's waking up, puts his thumb up Duval: You chose this work by "seeker," who's that? Luke: So basically I just chose the most obscure artist from my favorite internet data... Luke *starts over, presumably because he's still half asleep*: So basically I just chose the most obscure artist from my favorite weeaboo database. Duval: What's your favorite database? Luke: Don't worry about it. Ryan Basset: We don't ask those questions, Ms. Duval