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#6199

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Jan. 15, 2017, 10:33 p.m.

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//Period 1 Bio //Vijay jokingly says something that could be taken as insulting to Katheryn //Katheryn begins to fake cry Vijay: Nope. You've done this a billion times before. I know you're faking. //Stares at her as he begins to crack Vijay: I'm sorry! I'm a horrible person!

This happens several times a day, but has the same result every time

vijay, katheryn, bio

#8542

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March 2, 2020, 10:53 p.m.

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// talking about how teachers aren't allowed to swear on campus Lodal: I like to swear in my car while driving around the parking lot just for the sake of spiting them.

smh my fellow freshman need to submit more quotes i can't remember everything that happens

lodal

#7943

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Feb. 14, 2019, 12:11 p.m.

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//Advanced Geometry Rose: We can either have me or Steven teach pedal triangles. Who votes for Steven? //Rose raises his hand Rose: Who votes for me? //No one raises hand Rose: Okay let's try this again, who votes for Steven? //Everyone raises their hands including Rose Steven *glancing at the textbook*: Okay, so what do I need to teach?

#8311

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Sept. 24, 2019, 7:25 p.m.

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*After Street drilled out a screw from a random wooden board* Schafer: Careful, it could be hot! Street: Ah! *drops screw* *chuckles* Not "could be" hot, it IS hot! Schafer: There's a term for that. It's called "can't fix dumb".

i think schafer was bored because he just randomly popped in to hang out with us

street, schafer, rne

#7316

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March 12, 2018, 10:28 p.m.

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*After Gym test, where Noam got 2 points off and Carlos got a perfect *For context, Carlos got a D on his first precalc test Carlos: Oh yeah! 24/24, suck on that! Noam: Just like I sucked on your D in precalc. Carlos: Um... Noam... Noam: Not in that way! Not in that way!

Noam tends to speak and then think in most situations, but this was pure gold.

carlos, noam, precalc

#2663

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Dec. 13, 2010, 6:38 p.m.

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//Teacher gives Henok a problem not taught in class and they solve it together. Henok: Yeah [Teacher], we’re a pro team. Teacher: Oh yeah, go long for the imaginary pass! //Henok jogs across the room Teacher: Here it comes. //Teacher pretends to throw, Henok pretends to catch it, then pretends to drops it Henok: Whoops, I guess I’m the Redskins

Hilarious math class moment. This is the day after the EMBARASSING Redskins loss.

football, henok

#5647

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Nov. 18, 2015, 5:11 p.m.

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//Schafer is discussing optics when Guang passes 215, looks in, and leaves Schafer: Was that Guang?! Students: Yes. //Schafer throws up his hands in exasperation

According to Schafer, Guang looks "squirrelly" which on thesaurus.com is a close synonym of "idiotic"

schafer, guang

#5842

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March 7, 2016, 4:37 p.m.

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//New seats; Pham asks Grace a nomenclature question, but she is laughing Pham: Why you so happy? Is it because you are sitting next to Steven?

#4207

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Sept. 20, 2012, 7:42 p.m.

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//Talking in Mathphys Schafer: Yeah, so, this weekend I was out shopping to get model rockets for my nephew. I kind of add 3-5 years forward to whatever age he is, so I was thinking....he's 7, that's basically like 11, better get some rockets. Students: Whoa, what? Schafer: C'mon, everyone needs to have one questionable uncle like that. No one else fits the job better.

#5872

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April 6, 2016, 5:31 p.m.

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//Class before a lab in freshman magnet chemistry Lodal: Don't forget to do the prelab writeup. Sally: What if hypothetically someone lost their journal? Lodal: Then hypothetically they would have to buy a new one. Sally: What if hypothetically they couldn't get one by tomorrow? Lodal: Then steal one. Sally: What if hypothetically they have morals? Lodal: Then steal one from Katheryn.