#1646

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March 11, 2010, 9:30 p.m.

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Student: How did I do on the test? Rose: Yeah, um... you really need to pray to the algebra gods. Like, sacrifice an animal or something.

#2398

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Oct. 21, 2010, 7:42 p.m.

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Theresa: My sister didn't apply to the magnet. Why? She said, "Theresa, I don't want to be surrounded by 99 other people like you."

#7191

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Feb. 2, 2018, 5:50 p.m.

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Reynald: Do you know why I don't like communism? It makes game theory less interesting.

#7935

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Feb. 11, 2019, 7:38 p.m.

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//Eli talking to Mr. Kaluta Eli: Do you know what a Big Chungus is? Kaluta: I know you’re a big chungus...

#539

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Sept. 16, 2009, 8:42 a.m.

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//submitting an assignment Shirley: Okay Mr. Pham, I'm done. Pham: Put it under the soup. Shirley: What? Pham: Put it under the soup! I remember to grade when I eat lunch!

#934

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Nov. 23, 2009, 7:40 p.m.

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Rose: “There’s not much homework. It’s only gonna take you like 20 min.” Student: “To write it down?”

#6199

4953

Jan. 15, 2017, 10:33 p.m.

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//Period 1 Bio //Vijay jokingly says something that could be taken as insulting to Katheryn //Katheryn begins to fake cry Vijay: Nope. You've done this a billion times before. I know you're faking. //Stares at her as he begins to crack Vijay: I'm sorry! I'm a horrible person!

#8542

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March 2, 2020, 10:53 p.m.

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// talking about how teachers aren't allowed to swear on campus Lodal: I like to swear in my car while driving around the parking lot just for the sake of spiting them.

#7943

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Feb. 14, 2019, 12:11 p.m.

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//Advanced Geometry Rose: We can either have me or Steven teach pedal triangles. Who votes for Steven? //Rose raises his hand Rose: Who votes for me? //No one raises hand Rose: Okay let's try this again, who votes for Steven? //Everyone raises their hands including Rose Steven *glancing at the textbook*: Okay, so what do I need to teach?

#8311

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Sept. 24, 2019, 7:25 p.m.

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*After Street drilled out a screw from a random wooden board* Schafer: Careful, it could be hot! Street: Ah! *drops screw* *chuckles* Not "could be" hot, it IS hot! Schafer: There's a term for that. It's called "can't fix dumb".