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May 23, 2010, 2:21 p.m.

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// at prom TV Screen: Text a message to <phone number> to have it show up here TV Screen: more ke$ha plz TV Screen: play 'Everytime We touch' by cascada!1 TV Screen: Walstein + Rose <3 foreva

#3362

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May 13, 2011, 4:58 p.m.

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//Discussing legitimate and illegitimate excuses for skipping Puzzlepalooza. Stein: The following are not excuses. 1 — I'm tired. 2 - These puzzles are too hard and I'm getting frustrated. 3 — I can't stand Blank; fill in the spot with someone's name. Kathryn: I CAN'T STAND ABBY. Abby: You can't stand.

#5338

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Dec. 22, 2014, 4:48 p.m.

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Alice: Whoa, so they were like mutually hugging! Jamie: According to magnet standards, that's like third base. Roadkill: What would the other bases be then? Buddha: Let's see. First base - talking. Second base - any sort of physical contact. Third base - hugging. Fourth base - doing math together.

#3896

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Jan. 17, 2012, 9:05 a.m.

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//At science bowl. Pham was wandering between the 3 teams, so he wasn't in the room Judge: Now, I'd like the coaches to introduce themselves. Alan: Our coach is not with us. //awkward pause Alan: No, he's alive. He's still alive. He's just not here.

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March 11, 2010, 9:30 p.m.

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Student: How did I do on the test? Rose: Yeah, um... you really need to pray to the algebra gods. Like, sacrifice an animal or something.

#2398

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Oct. 21, 2010, 7:42 p.m.

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Theresa: My sister didn't apply to the magnet. Why? She said, "Theresa, I don't want to be surrounded by 99 other people like you."

#7191

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Feb. 2, 2018, 5:50 p.m.

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Reynald: Do you know why I don't like communism? It makes game theory less interesting.

#7935

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Feb. 11, 2019, 7:38 p.m.

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//Eli talking to Mr. Kaluta Eli: Do you know what a Big Chungus is? Kaluta: I know you’re a big chungus...

#539

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Sept. 16, 2009, 8:42 a.m.

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//submitting an assignment Shirley: Okay Mr. Pham, I'm done. Pham: Put it under the soup. Shirley: What? Pham: Put it under the soup! I remember to grade when I eat lunch!

#934

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Nov. 23, 2009, 7:40 p.m.

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Rose: “There’s not much homework. It’s only gonna take you like 20 min.” Student: “To write it down?”