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Feb. 5, 2010, 2 p.m.

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// the whole class is spacing out, and then they suddenly hear what Pham is talking about... Pham:.... and then, someday, you, magnet student, ask out pretty girl, someday, you ask popular girl to marry you. So you on your knees asking her to marry you, and you know what she do, she kick you in face... Class: (looks at each other in confusion/suprise)

#1577

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March 2, 2010, 4:40 p.m.

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//Talking about suggestions for teaching Schafer: So there's the usual ones..."Be supportive" check..."Don't be racist" sounds good..."Don't be sexist" I agree...and there was all this other stuff, and this was in the middle. And in the bad section was sarcasm. And I just look at it, and I'm like "You have GOT to be kidding me."

#3131

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March 23, 2011, 7:43 a.m.

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//Myles and John talking about effort forces Dvorksy: If you say push in my class, it better have to be about stacks. Myles: So if I have a stack, and I push it over... Hyun: Then it falls over into a queue! Sam: Or you can get a stack of seeds, push it over into a heap, which grows into trees.

#3281

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April 29, 2011, 9:05 p.m.

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//At science bowl nats 2011: //Viju and Breezy are trying to figure out shirley's computer password... Viju: Well, we should try all the things he likes... Maureen... and caffeine... his two greatest loves. Then we have to try to combine them... morphine?

#3428

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May 31, 2011, 4:17 p.m.

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Rose: I'm going to take off one item of clothing every day until the air conditioning is fixed.

#3776

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Nov. 12, 2011, 7:20 p.m.

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//While Mr. Schafer is talking about energy problems, William Xu's phone starts to ring. William: Ughh, ughh it's my dad. //William is about to pick up the phone. Schafer: WHAT ARE YOU DOING? DON'T PICK IT UP! YOUR DAD KNOWS YOU'RE AT SCHOOL! Student: Why can't you just turn it off??? William: Ughh, I don't know how to.

#7854

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Jan. 10, 2019, 2:22 p.m.

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//Mr. Schwartz is talking about how much time is left until the class goes to SRPs Schwartz: How much time do I have? Leela: Oh, about forty, fifty years

#5204

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Oct. 1, 2014, 8:16 p.m.

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//At bakery in Four Corners buying cake for Jake Yamada's birthday right after selecting cake Cashier Lady: So would you like to pay $1.50 for writing on it? Max: Yeah, we'll get one Cashier Lady: So what do you want it to say? Shubham: Happy Birthday Scrub Cashier Lady: So how do you spell that? Robert: S-C-R-U-B, and in pink icing

#4157

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June 2, 2012, 11:38 a.m.

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//Chris wraps a rainbow-colored set of wires around Sankar's wrist Chris: HAHAHA! It's a gay band! Sankar: Like One Direction?

#2774

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Jan. 11, 2011, 10:30 p.m.

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JMa: Hey, what are you guys going to take next year and like major in? Mufasa: I'MA BE A LAWYER! JHyun: I don't know... what about you? JMa: I'll major in engineering and minor in political science... because they seems cool. JHyun: Haha, you can create a political machine! Mufasa: I SEE WHAT YOU DID THERE!!!!