#8433

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Dec. 18, 2019, 2:49 p.m.

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Mr. Cirincione: Even though I am clearly the greatest teacher ever, I get paid the same as all these other schlubs.

#11687

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March 16, 2023, 12:57 p.m.

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//suffering in kabir bankole’s class kabir: you must deny reality

#7773

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Nov. 30, 2018, 2:10 p.m.

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// Pd. 7 SRP, Alice is giving a presentation Ryan Tse: You have really nice curves... no wait that's not what I meant-- Everyone else: No one but you thought that...

#1100

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Dec. 8, 2009, 5:22 p.m.

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Guest Speaker: Loose lips sink ships. Swaney: They do worse than sink ships. Joseph: They go on blairbash. Swaney: They go on blairbash.org.

#1211

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Dec. 18, 2009, 1:26 p.m.

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//Stein is handing back a test on Infinite Series. Neel gets 100 (Meow!). Student: I didn't get the telescoping one... Neel: There was a telescoping series? I didn't notice. [Stein snatches Neel's test out of his hand.] I probably shouldn't have said that out loud... [Neel gets his test back with a score of 95.] Neel: -headdesk- //Later that class, Neel is tearing up his test. Stein (to Neel): What are you tearing up? ... Was that your test? [Neel nods] You have a final exam coming up in this class. You're going to need that to study. Why would you do that? Neel: To destroy evidence of my failings... Stein: What, did you get other stuff wrong? Neel: I dunno, I didn't look at it.

#1471

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Feb. 5, 2010, 2 p.m.

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// the whole class is spacing out, and then they suddenly hear what Pham is talking about... Pham:.... and then, someday, you, magnet student, ask out pretty girl, someday, you ask popular girl to marry you. So you on your knees asking her to marry you, and you know what she do, she kick you in face... Class: (looks at each other in confusion/suprise)

#1577

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March 2, 2010, 4:40 p.m.

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//Talking about suggestions for teaching Schafer: So there's the usual ones..."Be supportive" check..."Don't be racist" sounds good..."Don't be sexist" I agree...and there was all this other stuff, and this was in the middle. And in the bad section was sarcasm. And I just look at it, and I'm like "You have GOT to be kidding me."

#3131

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March 23, 2011, 7:43 a.m.

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//Myles and John talking about effort forces Dvorksy: If you say push in my class, it better have to be about stacks. Myles: So if I have a stack, and I push it over... Hyun: Then it falls over into a queue! Sam: Or you can get a stack of seeds, push it over into a heap, which grows into trees.

#3281

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April 29, 2011, 9:05 p.m.

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//At science bowl nats 2011: //Viju and Breezy are trying to figure out shirley's computer password... Viju: Well, we should try all the things he likes... Maureen... and caffeine... his two greatest loves. Then we have to try to combine them... morphine?

#3428

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May 31, 2011, 4:17 p.m.

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Rose: I'm going to take off one item of clothing every day until the air conditioning is fixed.