#9970

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Feb. 11, 2022, 12:12 p.m.

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Schwartz: *Going over our multivar exam and notices someone wrote "I love trig sub on the board"* Schwartz: ... What? I love trig sub? What degenerate wrote this. There's something wrong with that person.

#3533

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Sept. 9, 2011, 4:45 p.m.

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//During 3D Graphics with Fowler Intercom: Hello? //Fowler is shuffling papers Intercom: Hello? Student: Yes? //Fowler continues to shuffle papers Intercom: Do you have ...Philip...Sequoia?[sic] in class? Other student: Yes. Intercom: Can you send him down to the main office? //Fowler stares in shock at speakers Other student: Okay! //Philip leaves room Other student: You're supposed to respond to the intercom. Fowler: They...can hear us? Other student: Yeah, there's a button to call the main office over there. Fowler: That's creepy...so they're like, watching us all the time? It's like Nazis...or something...?

#3740

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Nov. 3, 2011, 11:40 a.m.

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Street: Be sure to clean up the counter when you leave! I am NOT your mother! Thank goodness I'm not. You would all be some ugly babies if I were.

#4995

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May 31, 2014, 10:13 p.m.

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Eleanor: Emotionally I'll be an 8 year old forever. Duval: So you'll be Mr. Rose.

#8241

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June 4, 2019, 2:58 p.m.

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//Analysis pd 9 Rose: I will cut this fish up into slices of bread.

#8433

3640

Dec. 18, 2019, 2:49 p.m.

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Mr. Cirincione: Even though I am clearly the greatest teacher ever, I get paid the same as all these other schlubs.

#11687

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March 16, 2023, 12:57 p.m.

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//suffering in kabir bankole’s class kabir: you must deny reality

#7773

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Nov. 30, 2018, 2:10 p.m.

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// Pd. 7 SRP, Alice is giving a presentation Ryan Tse: You have really nice curves... no wait that's not what I meant-- Everyone else: No one but you thought that...

#1100

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Dec. 8, 2009, 5:22 p.m.

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Guest Speaker: Loose lips sink ships. Swaney: They do worse than sink ships. Joseph: They go on blairbash. Swaney: They go on blairbash.org.

#1211

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Dec. 18, 2009, 1:26 p.m.

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//Stein is handing back a test on Infinite Series. Neel gets 100 (Meow!). Student: I didn't get the telescoping one... Neel: There was a telescoping series? I didn't notice. [Stein snatches Neel's test out of his hand.] I probably shouldn't have said that out loud... [Neel gets his test back with a score of 95.] Neel: -headdesk- //Later that class, Neel is tearing up his test. Stein (to Neel): What are you tearing up? ... Was that your test? [Neel nods] You have a final exam coming up in this class. You're going to need that to study. Why would you do that? Neel: To destroy evidence of my failings... Stein: What, did you get other stuff wrong? Neel: I dunno, I didn't look at it.