#3776

3234

Nov. 12, 2011, 7:20 p.m.

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//While Mr. Schafer is talking about energy problems, William Xu's phone starts to ring. William: Ughh, ughh it's my dad. //William is about to pick up the phone. Schafer: WHAT ARE YOU DOING? DON'T PICK IT UP! YOUR DAD KNOWS YOU'RE AT SCHOOL! Student: Why can't you just turn it off??? William: Ughh, I don't know how to.

#7854

3234

Jan. 10, 2019, 2:22 p.m.

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//Mr. Schwartz is talking about how much time is left until the class goes to SRPs Schwartz: How much time do I have? Leela: Oh, about forty, fifty years

#9226

3234

Oct. 22, 2021, 3:19 p.m.

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Rose: I walked into a class and some yahoo had written Pascal's triangle on the board up to level 15 or something Rose: clearly this person doesn't understand math or the binomial theorem because they needed to go that far to get the numbers Student: that was Kirk

#5204

8393

Oct. 1, 2014, 8:16 p.m.

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//At bakery in Four Corners buying cake for Jake Yamada's birthday right after selecting cake Cashier Lady: So would you like to pay $1.50 for writing on it? Max: Yeah, we'll get one Cashier Lady: So what do you want it to say? Shubham: Happy Birthday Scrub Cashier Lady: So how do you spell that? Robert: S-C-R-U-B, and in pink icing

#4157

4955

June 2, 2012, 11:38 a.m.

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//Chris wraps a rainbow-colored set of wires around Sankar's wrist Chris: HAHAHA! It's a gay band! Sankar: Like One Direction?

#2774

3741

Jan. 11, 2011, 10:30 p.m.

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JMa: Hey, what are you guys going to take next year and like major in? Mufasa: I'MA BE A LAWYER! JHyun: I don't know... what about you? JMa: I'll major in engineering and minor in political science... because they seems cool. JHyun: Haha, you can create a political machine! Mufasa: I SEE WHAT YOU DID THERE!!!!

#7093

3741

Jan. 9, 2018, 11:05 a.m.

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//In Piper computer lab, Izzee looks through files, found a magic 8 ball program from 7th grade Program: Enter your name Izzee: Dr. Taliff Program: Enter your state Izzee: Unicorn Land Program: What is your question Dr. Taliff of Unicorn Land? //Rajit sitting next to Izzee Izzee: Is Rajit cool? Program: Without a doubt //Izzee tries again. multiple times, Rajit is still cool according to the program Lena: Izzee I think you programed it to just say good things, like when you would input "is Izzee hot" it would always be positive Izzee: Is Izzee hot? Program: No //Izzee tries again Program: I am tired now. Go away //program quits

#8129

3741

April 25, 2019, 12:46 p.m.

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Gonzalez: Read it out loud to yourself silently

#5934

8494

May 16, 2016, 12:08 p.m.

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//Talking about Science Bowl Pham: But actually, we are suck! We, are suck!

#5916

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May 2, 2016, 8:47 p.m.

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//Katheryn and Kristi are entering Lodal's room Katheryn: I made a mistake! Kristi: Not as big a mistake as when your parents had you. Katheryn: That was uncalled for and it hurt my feelings. Kristi: You have feelings? Lodal: That's a good question. Do you have feelings Katheryn?