#8353

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Oct. 18, 2019, 8:09 a.m.

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Carlos: Sam, can I have your pants? //later Carlos: I'm trying to get in Sam's pants.

#8386

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Nov. 13, 2019, 2:38 p.m.

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Schwartz: Classes should only have students whose last names start with either H, K, J, or I. I find myself singing the ABCs to myself in order to remember the correct order.

#8682

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Oct. 23, 2020, 10:38 a.m.

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Sloe: Think of a bunch of little kids in a line, and how easy it would be to bash through them.

#9280

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Nov. 5, 2021, 4:58 p.m.

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Street *sharing his screen*: and here’s a photo of me and Mr. Rose in a bar in LA

#9622

2426

Dec. 14, 2021, 1:10 p.m.

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// Delaney just finished talking about how he set his crush on fire during his 18th birthday, Schafer walks in Schafer: The lesson learned is that fine particles are easily flammable.

#4

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May 21, 2009, 12:15 p.m.

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// Discussing the bible in Honors English 12 Ms. Ivey: Some people think the people who wrote the bible were inspired by God. Eric: So it's like fan fiction.

#380

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May 31, 2009, 5:48 p.m.

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Rose: *draws the graph of the function |sinx| on the board* Amir: *laughs* Rose: Whats so funny? Amir: It looks like boobs Rose: Oh my god.

#860

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Nov. 16, 2009, 8:37 p.m.

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//Infoflow comes on and students are trying to finish a test as fast as they can Donaldson: Let's all be crazy Communists today and not say the pledge!

#3340

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May 11, 2011, 2:35 p.m.

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//class is rehearsing Julius Caesar Annie: Let me, upon my knee, prevail upon this. [She kneels.] Fillman: Uh oh, Calphurnia got on her knees. Everyone knows what happens when women get on their knees. //unsurprisingly, class erupts in laughter //about five minutes later: Fillman: Come on guys. This is going on Blairbash isn't it. Evan: To be fair, Caesar WAS about to get epically blown. Fillman: This is about where I lose my job. Bye-bye, job!

#4054

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March 21, 2012, 8:51 p.m.

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//During Clay's English class Clay: I hate to use a cliche, but its like, "If you play with fire, you get burned." Eric Neyman: If Mr. Pham plays with fire, everyone besides him get burned.