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May 21, 2009, 12:15 p.m.

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// Discussing the bible in Honors English 12 Ms. Ivey: Some people think the people who wrote the bible were inspired by God. Eric: So it's like fan fiction.

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May 31, 2009, 5:48 p.m.

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Rose: *draws the graph of the function |sinx| on the board* Amir: *laughs* Rose: Whats so funny? Amir: It looks like boobs Rose: Oh my god.

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Nov. 16, 2009, 8:37 p.m.

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//Infoflow comes on and students are trying to finish a test as fast as they can Donaldson: Let's all be crazy Communists today and not say the pledge!

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May 11, 2011, 2:35 p.m.

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//class is rehearsing Julius Caesar Annie: Let me, upon my knee, prevail upon this. [She kneels.] Fillman: Uh oh, Calphurnia got on her knees. Everyone knows what happens when women get on their knees. //unsurprisingly, class erupts in laughter //about five minutes later: Fillman: Come on guys. This is going on Blairbash isn't it. Evan: To be fair, Caesar WAS about to get epically blown. Fillman: This is about where I lose my job. Bye-bye, job!

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March 21, 2012, 8:51 p.m.

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//During Clay's English class Clay: I hate to use a cliche, but its like, "If you play with fire, you get burned." Eric Neyman: If Mr. Pham plays with fire, everyone besides him get burned.

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Oct. 16, 2018, 11:27 a.m.

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//6th period ADSA with Gonzalez // Monday Gonzalez: Oh, hey! Someone had a birthday over the weekend, right? Who was it? Cheikh: *hesitantly raises hand* Gonzalez: Happy Birthday! C'mon, let's sing happy birthday! *class sings happy birthday while Cheikh holds his head in his hands* Gonzalez: So how old are you now? Cheikh: I was kidding... *everyone laughs*

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Oct. 21, 2019, 7:49 p.m.

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Street: (holding up a piece of wood) Look at this nice... gravestone... shaped piece of wood! Student: Wow, rip. Street: Yeah, rip your grades, your hopes and dreams.

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Nov. 16, 2021, 8:13 p.m.

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Aditya: This dude wakes up at 12 am, waits around for four hours, and then decides to run the oven, washing machine, and TV all at the same time. Dhruv: He gotta get those gains bro Jason: He's a real go-getter. A strapping young dynamo. Aditya: This dude watches 10 hours of TV a day...

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May 30, 2011, 5:20 p.m.

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//Billings is harassing Viju in English Billings: Okay then, do you find Evan attractive? Viju: Oh yeah. He doth teach the sun to fuse brightly.

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March 8, 2010, 4:34 p.m.

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Rose: So the population of bears grows logistically. Mufasa: You told us it was sinusoidal. Rose: Yeah, but that was a different park.