#8587

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April 27, 2020, 7:51 a.m.

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Stein: You’ve gotta make a decision. The only thing in the middle of the road are yellow lines and dead armadillo.

#3961

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Feb. 14, 2012, 11:17 p.m.

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//Duval's killing time until everyone's real SRP interview partners come back, so Eva and Sam Zbarsky are doing a mock interview for an internship. Eva(interviewer): Hey sweetie, so tell me a little about yourself. Sam: Um, I'm a junior...at Montgomery Blair high school. Eva: High school? That's hot. Sam: Err...I'd like to work under you. Eva: Oh is that what you're into? Sam: ... //Duval facepalms Eva: So what *positions* would you be interested in? *raises eyebrows* Sam: ... Duval: It's okay to run away screaming at this point. //Sam runs away screaming Duval: So that was a lovely example of what kind of interview to NEVER HAVE.

#1280

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Jan. 7, 2010, 10:29 p.m.

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Rose: Okay, so final exams are coming up. It's not hard, you just have to know everything.

#2220

2426

Sept. 28, 2010, 7:52 p.m.

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Religion talk in Block D Student: Do you know what agnostic means? Mr. Kaluta: I'm not sure.

#2766

2426

Jan. 10, 2011, 8:25 p.m.

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//While having storytime in ESS and Richard keeps asking questions‎ Richard: W-Wait, Mr. Donaldson, I have two more questions! Donaldson: Are you trolling me again?

#3013

2426

March 1, 2011, 4:29 p.m.

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Schafer: We construct Puzzlepalooza teams based on your unique skills.  Elliot is great for stuff about crew.  Some of you are good for robotics.  And Ittai is great at distracting Walstein!

#3083

2426

March 14, 2011, 10:30 p.m.

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Anderson: Now read at, "I often ask myself..." Students: Self. Anderson: Yes, don't forget to say 'self.' You don't want to go through your day without repeating it like a babbling idiot.

#3093

2426

March 16, 2011, 6:15 p.m.

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Bob: Because of Viju, I didn't make nationals. Stein: What sport? Bob: MathCounts

#3837

2426

Dec. 7, 2011, 12:53 p.m.

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Katelyn: Mr. Pham, do you think I should get a guinea pig. They're really cute but my parents don't want me to get one. Can you write them a letter? Pham: Yeah, you should get guinea pig. They delicious.

#4110

2426

April 26, 2012, 10:54 p.m.

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//At National Science Bowl Pham: Our goal is not to win, our goal is to piss the organizers off!