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March 1, 2011, 4:29 p.m.

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Schafer: We construct Puzzlepalooza teams based on your unique skills.  Elliot is great for stuff about crew.  Some of you are good for robotics.  And Ittai is great at distracting Walstein!

#3083

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March 14, 2011, 10:30 p.m.

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Anderson: Now read at, "I often ask myself..." Students: Self. Anderson: Yes, don't forget to say 'self.' You don't want to go through your day without repeating it like a babbling idiot.

#3093

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March 16, 2011, 6:15 p.m.

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Bob: Because of Viju, I didn't make nationals. Stein: What sport? Bob: MathCounts

#3837

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Dec. 7, 2011, 12:53 p.m.

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Katelyn: Mr. Pham, do you think I should get a guinea pig. They're really cute but my parents don't want me to get one. Can you write them a letter? Pham: Yeah, you should get guinea pig. They delicious.

#4110

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April 26, 2012, 10:54 p.m.

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//At National Science Bowl Pham: Our goal is not to win, our goal is to piss the organizers off!

#5391

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Feb. 14, 2015, 11:18 p.m.

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//In Block B freshman chemistry, talking about anions (anion = a n ion = a negative ion), cations (t = + = positive), and memorizing chemistry facts Pham: I don' want you guy memorize thing. I never memorize! You spend time memorize, you could be thinking about more important thing. Like remembering when you have date! Student: Isn't that really easy? Doesn't, like, everyone remember when they have a date? Pham: No, I don't! Beside, it hard. Like when you have a lot of date and you forget who is when!

#7583

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Sept. 13, 2018, 11:21 p.m.

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Rose: Pythagoras had this cult where they believed that "all is number". So, when one of his disciples showed that the diagonal of a square of side length 1 can't be expressed as the ratio of whole numbers, he threw him off a boat so that the proof wouldn't get out. Joseph (quietly): Project Polyhedra is also a cult

#8042

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March 26, 2019, 7:54 a.m.

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//Sports Stat Stein: What does oml mean? Class: Oh my lord. Stein: Oh so it's like omg. But more religious.

#8165

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May 15, 2019, 5:27 p.m.

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//Complex //Guest lecture by UMD professor Tamas Darvas Darvas: I'm talking about the definition of smoothness you think about when you wake up in the morning. (draws examples) Schwartz, whispering: This is what I meant when I said "Complex is for students who wake up in the morning and think, today's a good day because I have math!"

#8317

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Sept. 26, 2019, 1:15 p.m.

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//AP Lang, there's a sub, the magnet kids have all sat together //another kid comes over Kid 1: so what are we supposed to be doing Magnet kids: nothing is posted *the kid goes back to his table* Kid 1 (to his table): the magnet kids don't know anything so we're good