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Nov. 3, 2010, 8:58 a.m.

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//Mitchell has dressed as Mr. Rose; the resemblance is striking Rose (talking to Ostrander): I totally got a gorilla suit for Halloween this year. Evan: So Mitchell dresses as Rose and Rose dresses as Mitchell? Weird. Rose: BURNNNNN

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May 9, 2011, 7:48 a.m.

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Yessi: AP Spanish is such a joke. You have the classroom full of Hispanic kids and the one token white kid. Evan: AP Latin is worse. You have the classroom full of dead kids and the one token living kid.

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March 11, 2020, 7:54 a.m.

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*Lillian walks in a couple of minutes late to biochem* Bosse: YOU HAVE TO UPDATE YOUR RESUME

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May 21, 2009, 12:13 p.m.

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// Mr. Stein telling his Sports Statistics class about competitive eating I know a lot about competitive eating... [Pats stomach] ...as you can see.

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Nov. 19, 2009, 8:35 p.m.

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*a student knocks on the door loudly and someone lets him in. he sharpens his pencil like a mad man* Rose: Maaaaan, can you go bother someone else? I'm teaching a class here! Student: But there's no other pencil sharpeners! Rose: No, just get out of here! Student: *runs out of there like crazy*

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Jan. 11, 2010, 10:52 p.m.

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Alex: yo, quantum question? Shirley: yo Alex: so like. dis join be asking. What is the rest mass of an alpha particle in MeV/c². question is. can i figure that out somehow? or is that just, i gotta know this number // Slight pause Shirley: they be wantin the jank in MeV/c²? Alex: ya dawg Shirley: those be some weird-ass units son Alex: so its like tryin to buy crack with double-A batteries, that shit ain't happenin' ?

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Oct. 21, 2010, 12:18 p.m.

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Loomis: Cappies integrate society, whereas magnets integrate equations.

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Dec. 15, 2010, 7:34 a.m.

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Fillman: So Cherybdis would suck in the water, and then spit it out later. Evan: Bet Odysseus liked that. Fillman: Not appropriate.

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Feb. 9, 2011, 7:58 p.m.

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Whitacre: So come on guys, what's your best pickup line? Student: Excuse me, but does this smell like chloroform to you?

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May 11, 2011, 7:05 p.m.

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//before an AP Dr. Campbell: Please put away all cell phones, dictionaries, unauthorized calculators... Rubik's cubes... //Everyone turns to Neel Students: Five. Four. Three. Two. One. //Neel promptly solves the cube and puts it away