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May 19, 2011, 11:33 a.m.

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//at the end of puzzlepalooza Schafer: JULIAN LOFTON!  What does the number 361 mean to you? Julian: The number of days until next year's puzzlepalooza! Danderson: 362!!! NEXT YEAR'S A LEAP YEAR!!!

#3459

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June 10, 2011, 8:14 p.m.

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Gordon: Oh my god, I think I just went A A D in Spanish Hyun: Did you try so hard, and got so far? Bob: But in the end, it didn't really matter?

#3625

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Oct. 1, 2011, 6:59 p.m.

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//On the bus waiting for people to get on. Saurav is standing on the bus wheel. Bus driver: You better not be standing on the seat!!! Saurav: I'm not standing on the seat. I'm standing on the bus...hump...thingie.... Bus driver: The bus hump thingie? Saurav: You know, that bump that sticks out.... Bus driver: That's called the wheel! Saurav: Oh yeah...that thing....the wheel...

#3739

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Nov. 2, 2011, 9:27 p.m.

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Patrick Shan: You know how in crossfire they are allowed to say, "Please allow me to finish answering you question?" Student: Yes... Patrick Shan: If they ever do that I'm gonna say "I'mma let you finish! But..."

#3906

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Jan. 24, 2012, 4:15 p.m.

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//George Wu's name is listed as Xuanting in the attendance Bosse: How did you get George from that? George: The "X" is pronounced like a "G", and the rest is pronounced as "eorge"

#4145

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May 18, 2012, 10:03 p.m.

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//Some guy comes into Cell Phys delivering candygram-esque "kisses" Student: Is Pulkit here? I have a kiss to deliver. Bosse: No, sorry, he's waiting outside. //Student leaves Bosse: Aww, I wish I could have seen him get the kiss. Student 2: You realize that it's not a real kiss, right? Bosse: Oh really? You don't kiss them on the cheek or something? Well that's dissapointing. Raphael: Ms. Bosse...did you really want to see two guys kissing? Bosse: Well, it would have been interesting...

#4243

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Oct. 10, 2012, 7:35 p.m.

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//During XC Practice, Raanan and Kirkendall are approached from behind by Andrew Simler, who they think is Patrick Shan. Raanan: Patrick, your hair turned orange! And you're not Asian anymore! Kirkendall: I think you mean to say, he became...disoriented.

#4269

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Oct. 22, 2012, 3:57 p.m.

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Rose: Calculus is in two months so I expect you to be able to know everything from precalc like instantly. Class: OK. Rose: Except for everything we did all of September and the first half of October about matrices and stuff, you can just erase that from your minds. Class: Then why did we spend a month and a half doing them? Rose: Just because...

#4293

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Nov. 9, 2012, 7:08 p.m.

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//Alex Woo draws PSY from Gangnam Style as Captain Zero for Analysis 1B. Stein is presenting everyone's artwork and holds Alex's up. Stein: So here we have Alex Woo's nice picture... //He stares at it for a few seconds Stein: ...Alex, did you draw Kim Jong Il?

#5164

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Sept. 2, 2014, 7:45 p.m.

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Schwartz: When all you have is a hammer, it doesn't really matter if you have a nail or not. All you can do is hit things. Harrison: Sounds like robotics.