#8168

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May 16, 2019, 10:29 a.m.

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//Period 3 Biology //Talking about insulin Duval: You have your bacteria and they make the happy little protein and you take the happy little protein and sell it to diabetics.

#8188

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May 25, 2019, 8:18 p.m.

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//week after APs and misa/parcc Sam: Mr. Gonzalez, we haven't seen you in a week! Gonzalez: Yes, I know. It was a very relaxing week.

#8679

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Oct. 22, 2020, 10:26 a.m.

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//adv ess Lodal: I once had a friend who told me that he didn't find xkcd funny. We are no longer friends.

#9448

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Nov. 30, 2021, 9:49 a.m.

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// Question on Nearpod: What are you thankful for? Student: Ur mom Kyei: I'm thankful for my mom too

#10317

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March 22, 2022, 8:20 a.m.

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// Wellness day Schwartz: I will be teaching the seniors how to do taxes. Schwartz: The time between downloading the software and being done with my taxes is at most an hour. // Talking about SAT day Schwartz: You come in at 1:30 to have 1 hour of 8th period and a 45 minute 9th period, and you're not getting any instruction. Schwartz: As an instructor, I am not allowed to advocate for truancy. Schwartz: Moving on.

#404

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June 2, 2009, 9:28 p.m.

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Mr. Schafer: Samuel Maverick died in the Boston Massacre. Ozzie: He's the original Maverick. Mr. Schafer: He and John McCain. Ozzie: John McCain was there. Mr. Schafer: That may very well be.

#795

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Nov. 3, 2009, 10:41 a.m.

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//In the middle of class, when we were talking about optimal paths Pham: So you go for hike in Rocky Mountain, and you think you fine. Then you hit wood, and you see only tree! You look back, more tree! You look around, nothing but tree! And then you realize that you lost in middle of wood!

#1414

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Jan. 28, 2010, 5:25 p.m.

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Student A: What's garlic salt, Mr. Pham? Pham: Garlic salt, is garlic salt!? You don't know garlic salt? The stuff you put in pizza? You know garlic salt? Student A: No... Student B: Isn't that garlic powder? Pham: No, garlic powder is garlic powder not garlic salt! Garlic salt is the thing you put in pizza! You guys no go to Italian place!? Oh never mind, you Asian. You don't go to no Italian place, all you eat is rice and noodle!

#1423

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Jan. 29, 2010, 5:40 p.m.

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Pham: You guy know how much composition book cost? How much? Student: Like, $1? Pham: No you just saying that. You not buying them so you don't know. Student: But that's what you told us yesterday. Pham: No! No one know? [...] Twenty-five cent! Right befo' school start, they twenty-five cent. You know how much backpack? [...] Three dolla! One week afta' school start, they just three dolla! Student: Where do you buy $3 backpacks? Pham: Wolmart! I buy fifteen of them! (Class laughs) Pham: Why you laugh? I don't get it! My son, he every year. Just give him new backpack. [...] Why it funny?

#1729

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March 25, 2010, 10:09 p.m.

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Ricci: Can I go to the bathroom real quick? Pham: You need to get a cup [class laughs] Pham: Why you guy laugh? I dead serious.