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⚐ ReportRobert Rose: Why don't you have a Facebook? Ben Holland: You know how some people value themselves by how many friends they have on Facebook? Robert: Yes... Ben: Well I value myself by how many times people ask me why I don't have a Facebook.
#5369
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⚐ Report//A student brings an Amazon package into class and hands it to Mr. Rose. Class laughs. John: Did you order something on Amazon and get it ordered to the school? Rose: Yeah, cause I kind of live in the hood, and they, uh, they won't deliver it to my doorstop.
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⚐ ReportStudent: So you have an Avocado's number... Pham: No no no. it Avogadro! Guy guy guy, I suppose have accent, not you!
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⚐ ReportLodal: OK We have some free time and I have something tangentially related to class to show you. Lodal: I mean, anything can kinda be related to Earth Science if you try hard enough. *Lodal plays CGP Grey video about plague in the New World* Lodal: They're on Earth, right?
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⚐ Report//Talking about social security and baby boomers Cirincione: After World War II people were so happy that they made lots of babies. The storks brought in tons of babies, which was very impressive considering all the gunfire from the planes during that time. Haydn: What happened to stork mortality rates? Cirincione: There were many planes to be used as attrition: they kept flying over Europe and never came back. This caused stork mortality rates to rise by about 28 to 30 percent. Jonah: Are there Nazi storks?
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⚐ ReportMr.Street: You boys in the back, don't hold hands, people are going to question Street: but then it's 2017, i guess people are supposedly allowed to do whatever they want.
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⚐ Report(AP NSL, talking about media and internet) Gabaree: So yeah trolls on FORTRAN Joey: FORTRAN? Gabaree: Do you go on FORTRAN? Joey: Do you mean 4chan? Gabaree: Yeah, FORTRAN. Joey: 4chan's a website... FORTRAN's a-- Gabaree: Yeah but you go on FORTRAN?
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⚐ Report//after Pham berates a student for being dumb //Lodal enters Pham: You know, Lodal, this year freshmen very *interesting*.