#305

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May 22, 2009, 12:30 a.m.

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Mr. Schafer: "For those of you who did something ret- -interesting on the quiz..."

#8041

2026

March 25, 2019, 9:34 a.m.

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Sam: I am moth, I seek the light. I sit on hand instead of flight. Reginold the Moth: *flies away*

#8054

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March 27, 2019, 11:59 p.m.

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//during 6th period Analysis A *A brain falls on a student's desk from nowhere* Student: ....? *looks around room for source* Rose: Did that come from the ceiling? Student: *confused and unsure* "I think?..." Rose: Ok, don't worry about it

#8476

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Jan. 30, 2020, 1:39 p.m.

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Stein: Okay, so now I have this daughter. Let's call her Martha. Stein: Her name is Martha, so that's okay.

#9385

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Nov. 16, 2021, 8:10 p.m.

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Student: Okay so a pentagram is fine, but CUM is not?

#2373

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Oct. 18, 2010, 10:10 p.m.

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Donaldson: Name any Apachi chief. *Hint:* people shout his name when they jump off of stuff! Lizzy: Ehhhh...oh like Guantanamo!! Samantha X. Cody: HAHAHAHAHAAAA! //silly lizzy

#4066

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March 24, 2012, 8:23 p.m.

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Schafer: You walk into your house when you have a dog and that dog is happy to see you. You walk into your house when you have a cat and that cat is asleep on your bed.

#5509

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June 4, 2015, 4:18 p.m.

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//2012-2013 Functions Rose: "Did you know, 90%, of people will say that their favorite letter is the first letter of their first name. Victoria, what's your favorite letter?" Victoria: "T!" Rose: "Well, that's because of your last name. Jeremy, what's your favorite letter?" Jeremy: "...not J." Rose: "Ok...Ramya, what's your favorite letter?" Ramya: "I don't have one..." Rose: "Kathleen, what your favorite letter?!" Kathleen: "Pi!" Rose: "...You guys have failed me."

#7367

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April 3, 2018, 12:28 p.m.

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*block b street* *pham is asking for field trip permission slips and someone asks if he can give them $2 change* Pham: "Why would anyone carry around two dollar bills? I only carry around hundred dollar bills!" *pulls one hundred dollar bills out of wallet*

#7847

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Jan. 8, 2019, 9:26 a.m.

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// Period 2 Analysis 1 Schwartz: A rose by any other name... Schwartz: An integral by any other symbol... Schwartz: Take a moment to mourn for what Shakespeare could have been!