#13321

1315

April 18, 2024, 8:42 a.m.

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Will: Mr. Schwartz? Schafer: :/ Will: I'm so sorry Mr. Schafer Schafer: :/ Will: If it makes you feel better, I've already called Schwartz "Schafer". Schafer: That one's acceptable.

#13333

1315

April 24, 2024, noon

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//looking at arml shirts, lewis sees the back of an arml shirt and immediately recognizes it lewis: wait... this is a scene from genshin //realizes that he is supposedly NOT a genshin addicted lewis: Thomas told me it was from genshin!!! I haven't played it in months! *voicecracks*

#13357

1315

May 7, 2024, 8:34 a.m.

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Rathmell: I hope he's not secretly a serial killer..

#13620

1315

Aug. 27, 2025, 7:39 a.m.

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Esther: I love cats, but they're a pain Esther: That's actually a similarity between cats and Mr. Rose.

#13633

1315

Sept. 19, 2025, 7:54 a.m.

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Rose: I'm just going to keep cursing until I have your attention.

#3318

86106

May 5, 2011, 9:48 p.m.

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//Sharon outside of GYM before Boys Volleyball game Sharon: Hey, black guy, you look familiar! Rick: ..? Sharon: Do you have a identical twin brother that's in my art class? Rick: I'm in your art class... Sharon: Oh, I guess that makes sense

#305

2026

May 22, 2009, 12:30 a.m.

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Mr. Schafer: "For those of you who did something ret- -interesting on the quiz..."

#8041

2026

March 25, 2019, 9:34 a.m.

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Sam: I am moth, I seek the light. I sit on hand instead of flight. Reginold the Moth: *flies away*

#8054

2026

March 27, 2019, 11:59 p.m.

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//during 6th period Analysis A *A brain falls on a student's desk from nowhere* Student: ....? *looks around room for source* Rose: Did that come from the ceiling? Student: *confused and unsure* "I think?..." Rose: Ok, don't worry about it

#8476

2026

Jan. 30, 2020, 1:39 p.m.

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Stein: Okay, so now I have this daughter. Let's call her Martha. Stein: Her name is Martha, so that's okay.