#13066

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Feb. 15, 2024, 9:47 a.m.

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Dylan: Ms. Smolen, did you just assume that I was single? Dylan: Well you are absolutely right!

#13074

913

Feb. 15, 2024, 11:08 a.m.

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Jason Yao: (sees water bottle) Fuck. *starts hyperventilating* Eric Shi: (slowly raises an L sign)

#13080

913

Feb. 15, 2024, 3:35 p.m.

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Stephen (trying to connect buzzers for quizbowl practice): These are male to male, not male to female! Alan: ??? Stephen: This is not a sex thing, this is an engineering thing, which is the opposite of sex

#7831

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Jan. 3, 2019, 7:48 p.m.

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//learning about continental plates in ess Noam: I JUST REALIZED WHY IT'S CALLED PANGAEA Noam: Pan as in pansexual, but for... //he doesn't finish his sentence because the entire class is staring at him

#1

1826

May 21, 2009, 12:10 p.m.

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// Mr. Hinkle telling his AP Econ class about teaching in Ohio People in Ohio are hicks, so they like to shoot things.

#6762

1826

Oct. 12, 2017, 5:20 p.m.

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//Tad says something stupid //Schwartz tells him to stop //Chad laughs at Tad Schwartz: Hey! That's not cool! You can't laugh at someone because I said they were being dumb. Chad: WHat? No! I was laughing at him before! Schwartz: Oh, yeah, okay then. Laugh at him all you want.

#7279

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Feb. 28, 2018, 8:25 a.m.

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//AP Micro talking about different governments Ryan Tse: Communism is the worst form of government. Jonathan Berkowitz *sarcastically* : What about just killing everyone? Ryan: Fine. Communism is the worst reasonable form of government.

#7958

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Feb. 23, 2019, 11:56 p.m.

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//Period 8 sports statistics //Talking about why the Nationals suck Stein: It's their fanbase. Imagine you're in a religion that you've been very devout to for a very long time. And you work hard to be very devout and push through all the parts you don't like. Then all these new people come in and join the religion just because they think it's cool. Those are what Nats fans are like Reynald: Like a religion... You mean like a religion that starts with "p" and ends in "rotestant?" Stein: like 95 Reynald *interjects*: theses? Stein *continues*: percent of the fanbase suddenly shows up out of nowhere like "yay Nationals!!" and then they disappear the next day. 4% have given up on them, and 1% have hope.

#579

911

Oct. 1, 2009, 8:55 a.m.

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//Jordan, who sits right next to Mr. Pham's desk, is coughing incessantly Mr. Pham: You know me. If I get sick, I kill you.

#799

911

Nov. 4, 2009, 8:25 a.m.

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Ravilious: You are cordially invited to do the work I have assigned.