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#1501
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⚐ Report//Contreras is helping a student with math Student: Why are you trying to be creative with it? Can't you just do it the good ol' fashioned way? Contreras: That's what she said! Student: (punches Contreras) Contreras: Ow! What the hell, man?! Student: That's what she said!
#1601
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⚐ ReportStein: So, I have this daughter. Actually, I have two daughters. Actually, I have three daughters. No wait, one's a son.
#1856
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⚐ ReportAmir: I think his goal is to establish… Gross: To stab the shit out of him?! Amir: Es-tab-lish
#2337
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⚐ ReportRose: Can I have some Smarties? Student: No. //Later Student (to Rose): Want the rest of my Smarties? Rose (excited): Sure. *goes over to student and sees package is empty* You jerk! //Later Rose: I'm still really mad about that Smarties trick. I'm gonna get you back later.
#2914
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⚐ Report//Mr. Rose's student aide walks into the geometry classrooom Student Aide: I graded these papers, and there were a lot of 7's and 6's. Rose: Okay good, these kids need to learn a lesson. Geometry Kid 1: Those are for Functions right? Geometry Kid 2: Yes Geometry Kid 1: Okay, good. //a little later Rose: Oh, let's see what George got (looks)...okay, good.
#3885
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⚐ Report// Mr. Grossman is showing the class depression era songs Student: My dad used to sing "This land is your land" to me when I was little! Grossman: I would never sing such communist garbage to my kids. // Later... Grossman: If it was really a communist song it go more like this: (roughly to the tune of "this land is your land") There's the government! Lets grab our guns and shoot the people... (trails off)
#4589
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⚐ Report//Ms. Beach is lecturing about the scene in Odysseus when Odysseus' dog dies Beach: I just love dogs, they're so faithful and loyal, you know? Brian: I love dogs too, they taste delicious.