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#11136

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Nov. 11, 2022, 9:44 a.m.

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// Smolen just told us the lawn mower story Smolen: Be a teacher, they said!

#11480

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Jan. 31, 2023, 8:41 a.m.

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Discussing nationalism Gibb: The only time the US is nationalist is when someone knocks down our Twin Towers Gibb: or during the Olympics. U-S-A! U-S-A! Gibb: or during the Women's World Cup.

U-S-A! U-S-A!

gibb

#11481

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Jan. 31, 2023, 8:54 a.m.

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Talking about communism Gibb: We're going to be a communist class. Grades will be redistributed. Everyone will get a C. Gibb: C stands for communism.

#11654

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March 8, 2023, 3:30 p.m.

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Gugan: *opens Blairbash* Jerry, to Katz: Say something funny! Katz: y̶̧̺͒ǒ̵̧̼̈́u̷̥͗̀r̷͖̕ ̶̗̤͌̚m̷͇̦̀ŏ̶̝t̸͚͗͐h̸͙̲̀ȇ̴̳̕r̶͇̎ //later Gugan: I am a full-time Blairbasher

// mod note: out of all of the things you could have said, you chose this? //mod note: this was elaborated from Gugan's actual submission, cf 10829

katz, freshmen, jerry, gugan

#11864

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May 18, 2023, 2:57 p.m.

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//Kirk opens a spreadsheet with a whole column saying #NUM! Jamie: Num num num... delicious!

#11960

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June 8, 2023, 1:57 p.m.

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Colby: There is this movie called Macbeth: The Comedy. It is about a power-hungry lesbian couple and flamboyantly lesbian Weïrd Sisters. Anderson: I'm in. Can we stream that right now?

#12346

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Oct. 18, 2023, 1:26 p.m.

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Bannister: Oh shit, there is another one. //Proceeds to not react Student: Umm, what did you just say? Bannister: I said a bad word. Bannister: I do not normally curse that much. I just say "oh shit" sometimes. Wait, I just said it again. //Proceeds to go on long-winded explanation of his childhood and his mother swearing a lot.

In english class taking about a slide. He is an english teacher.

bannister, english

#12461

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Nov. 6, 2023, 12:15 p.m.

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Glenn: What do you buy for a 77-year-old lady? Andy: A coffin.

#13074

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Feb. 15, 2024, 11:08 a.m.

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Jason Yao: (sees water bottle) Fuck. *starts hyperventilating* Eric Shi: (slowly raises an L sign)

#13080

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Feb. 15, 2024, 3:35 p.m.

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Stephen (trying to connect buzzers for quizbowl practice): These are male to male, not male to female! Alan: ??? Stephen: This is not a sex thing, this is an engineering thing, which is the opposite of sex