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Dec. 4, 2009, 8:40 p.m.

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// Jon gets up to get tissues at least once every class Whitacre: You're always sick! Jon: It's usually just the mornings... Brian G: He has morning sickness.

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Dec. 16, 2009, 9:09 p.m.

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Ms. Selman: Sometimes, I drive around Potomac to help old ladies. I hope that when they die they'll leave me in their will. Haha, I also like to help others. I'm just saying that $50,000 to them is nothing but it would make a big difference in my life...just saying...

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Jan. 4, 2010, 11:08 a.m.

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//Shirley, who recently got a haircut, walks into Math Phys Kamal: Hey, Shirley got a haircut! Shirley: Actually, I was hit by a train. Mikey: Whoa, really?!? Wait, you got hit by a train?! Actually, that's highly improbable. [...]

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Jan. 6, 2010, 6:12 p.m.

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Ms. Roberts: Play that last chord. Jeremy: I can't... Ms. Roberts: What? It's not written in there? Jeremy: It is, I just don't know how. Ms. Roberts [reading music]: E-flat-minor-6-9-major-EWWWW

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Jan. 21, 2010, 1:48 p.m.

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Ms. Gibboney: So, juxtaposition. It's sort of like how they do in those horror movies where there's something really sweet and innocent before the killer comes in and kills everybody. Something really sweet. Like two kids losing their virginity!

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Feb. 22, 2010, 6:13 p.m.

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//Richard is doing his hand thing //after class is over... Pham: You know I want to smash kid who is break-dancing

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April 9, 2010, 6:24 p.m.

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Tolnay: Mr. Hinkle, have you ever been in jail? Hinkle: What? [to student] Why would he ask that? Student: *shrugs* Hinkle: So you wanna know if I've ever been locked up? Tolnay: Yes, Mr. Hinkle. Hinkle: The answer is, I'm sorry to say, no. Have I ever been locked up? No. Have I almost been locked up? Yes. [There is a moment of silence] Tolnay, incredulous: Seriously? You've _really_ never been in jail?

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June 2, 2010, 12:22 a.m.

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Stein: Letsh talkch onlych inch hyperbolich //After going around and making us all say our "hyperbolic names" (for example, Steinch)

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Sept. 15, 2010, 10 p.m.

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Mr. Pham: You have a million dolla'. You see a dolla' bill on the street. Do you pick it up? Kathryn Waychoff: Yes! It's littering! (Laughter.) Mr. Pham: No! Gibi: You could buy a soda for that, or give it to a Jewish person and make him really happy! (Uproarious laughter.)

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Sept. 27, 2010, 4:13 p.m.

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//for some reason Mr. Pham felt compelled to review the mole concept during the fourth week of Anal Chem Pham: A mole is like dozen! Just like it mean count bunch of thing and figure it out, I have dozen orange it mean I have 12, one mole same thing but I have 6.022 times ten-23 orange! Is very big number! Why we use, because we need to can visually see something, not even counting, we don't care counting how many atom or molecule it is. If we use a dozen of sodium, can you weighing it? If there ten dozen carbon, it a lot! Can you weighing it? 100 dozen carbon, can you doing it? You cannot, it too small!