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Oct. 28, 2010, 9:11 p.m.

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//Hammond walks into pd 1 Analysis 1b Hammond: I've got your money. Stein: Did you get the package? Hammond: Wha-...oh...crap. You know that's blairbash material right there. Stein: Then...what's the money for?

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Nov. 19, 2010, 12:13 p.m.

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//In R&E, discussing movie about someone who got his arm trapped under a boulder in Africa Templin: So, he had a girlfriend that he was going to meet that night, and we can only imagine her surprise when several days later he was in the news for having cut his arm off. Patrick: Hey Amy, if I cut my arm off, would you go out with me?

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Dec. 30, 2010, 6:22 p.m.

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CAP Girl: Who won World War I?

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Jan. 11, 2011, 9:58 a.m.

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Sadie: It's applesauce. ... Richard Zhu: You mean like Chinese things that give you diarrhea?

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Feb. 23, 2011, 10:17 p.m.

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//Comparative Government review activity on Mexico Question: Name four challenges for Mexico in the future. Mr. Swaney (counting off): Drugs, drugs, drugs, and... Claire H: Corruption? Swaney: Corruption... because of drugs. What were the others? Shirley: Electoral disillusionment? Swaney: Oh, yeah, I don't get why that is... Student: They're probably on drugs.

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Feb. 28, 2011, 3:41 p.m.

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Anderson: Don't fudge the data! Class: *groan* Anderson: Some inside joke I don't get.

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May 28, 2011, 1:45 p.m.

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Teacher: For some reason, the TI-89 never seemed to really catch on with kids. Neil Dalal: That's because they're ugly. Teacher: You're ugly.

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Oct. 14, 2011, 1:17 p.m.

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// Arbitrary student walks into Phys Chem Arbitrary Student: Hey, did your class vote for homecoming yet? // Pham looks at us... Pham: Do you guys care? Class: No!

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Jan. 24, 2012, 6:38 p.m.

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//While waiting for a bus after school, discussing Kim Kardashian... Christian: You know, I hate to say this as a black man, but that's just too much a**!

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Feb. 15, 2012, 8:49 p.m.

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//In ESS, talking about good TV shows Alex W.: Hey, Mr. Lodal, do you like the Big Bang Theory? Lodal: Yeah.... yeah, thats a pretty good show. Alex W.: WHAT!?! That show sucks!! Lodal: ...you suck.