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March 17, 2023, 7:43 a.m.

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Andy: You know that moment when you test your kids with a voltmeter and it reads 0 volts. Andy: No potential? Jerry Song: That moment when you ground your kids. Jerry: What you did was shocking, get grounded!

#11983

812

June 12, 2023, 3:07 p.m.

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// Tournament of Champions Henry V(as Napoleon): My response to all of my opponent's claims are "nuh uh".

#13347

812

April 30, 2024, 11:54 a.m.

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(sees phalloplasty on wiktionary) Jason Yao: Oh yeah, I need that.

#13630

812

Sept. 18, 2025, 2:28 p.m.

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//Chaotic Rose Anthology 03.09.2025 "We have 35 people in this class and only 34 desks, so whoever walks in last doesn't get a desk." "This is good practice for 2060 when the robots have taken over and you're all enslaved and you all have to go around talking like this." "Would you like to be so good at propositional logic that you just cough and you're just *blghblghblgh* and you're doing all kinds of propositional logic moves and manipulations? The answer is yes!" "There's no seats available, so you're just going to go to the ground if you're annoying me." "This can't really be done in 55 minutes, but I'm going to make it happen anyway." "Being righ is great!" "THERE ARE NO CIRCLES IN THE WHOLE WORLD!!!!!!!!!!!"

#13691

812

Dec. 5, 2025, 9:21 a.m.

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Akshay: I'm the Freshman devourer

#13703

812

Dec. 17, 2025, 2:45 p.m.

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// Pd. 9 AP Gov Grace: Wasn't Trump friends with Epstein? Ezra: Yes, for a long period of time. Grace: But didn't they start opping eachother? Ezra: Yes, but this isn't relavant. Grace: Yes it is! Ezra: How is it relavant? Grace: I don't know.

#13712

812

Jan. 16, 2026, 2:28 p.m.

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(Eric Shi repeated places eraser on and off of a calculator’s solar panel) Eric: I’m waterboarding it.

#3606

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Sept. 26, 2011, 11:32 a.m.

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Maggie: Oh my god!  Yale has regular decision!? //People in her vicinity react with horror/shock. Maureen: Maggie, before they had early applications, they had regular.  You're so stupid. Doyung: Maggie, I really hope you get into college. Maggie (attempted verbal comeback): Doyung, you will eat your own words. Doyung: Wait. So you WON'T get into college? //Later Maggie: Wait, I meant early decision.

#7600

1624

Sept. 20, 2018, 12:13 p.m.

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Nicole: Bubbles! Bubbles!! Bubbles!!! Bubbles!!!! Bubbles!!!!! Lodal: Whoever's saying "bubbles", you sound like a 2-year-old.

#9372

1624

Nov. 16, 2021, 9:37 a.m.

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Sudhish: 2x3 is 5 right? Sudhish: Oh no, this is going on Blairbash.