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⚐ Report//During Photo, discussing the oral exam in 5th period Spanish Shubham: So Bennet, you have the oral today don't you? Bennet: Yeah, this oral is going to suck hard. //Shubham breaks out in laughter Bennet: Why are you laughing? All I said was that the oral in Spanish is going to suck hard, what's so funny about that? //Shubham falls on the floor laughing Bennet: (Realizing the unintended innuendo) Oh wait, (thinks for a minute) shut up.
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⚐ Report// Functions Period 1: Schwartz is using his modular arithmetic method to pick students to ask questions to Schwartz: Pick two numbers between 1 and 5! Student: Seven! Student 2: Thirty-five! Schwartz: Seven and thirty-five... Schwartz: GOOD JOB, functions...
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⚐ Report//Health, talking about a drug research project and who is assigned what drug. Gonzalez: Madison is doing cocaine
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⚐ ReportBracklinn: If you want a guy doing your fashion, they better either be gay, or they better be Clement Williams
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⚐ Report//Diego sits at a group of desks, and there are others there Diego: I incorporate this as the Island of Diego! //Diego rants about people invading his "island" and how he needs to get rid of them Jacen: But Diego, who's gonna pay for the wall?
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⚐ Report// Cell transport skit preparation Leila: You've never heard of West Side Story? Diego: Of course I haven't, plays are for losers! Duval: I feel so hurt! When I was in high school, I played Anita. Diego: What's Anita?
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⚐ ReportAndy: I busted a bean Andy: I smashed it on the table until it broke *pause* Andy: Now I can snort it
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⚐ ReportGlenn: I don’t like the term Agnatha because it reminds me of that aunt that you don’t want to visit on Christmas.
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⚐ Report// Designing a popsicle stick bridge // Arman measuring a popsicle stick using a meter stick Arman: It's about 12 centimeters Akshay: No, it's 12 millimeters Akshay (Refering to the cm markings on the meter stick): Each of the little lines in one millimeter Arman: Those are centimeters Akshay: Are you stupid, there are 100 mm in a meter
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⚐ ReportMr. Pham: Yeah, when I read that I was surprised; on average women live 14 years longer than men! Steven Silberholz: It's 'cause they don't walk in front of cars. Lev: No, women are the ones who drive into men.