#13317

79

April 17, 2024, 5:52 p.m.

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Veena: blairbashing from another state is crazy Veena: like does that even count at this point

#13710

79

Jan. 9, 2026, 9:59 a.m.

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Sahu: "I'm okay if we exploit bad code in the financial system" Dexter: "I fully support stealing from banks"

#13739

79

March 16, 2026, 2:50 p.m.

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Gaffney: Can you guys even see the board? //Walks around and trips over a desk and stubs toe Gaffney: OW MOTHER FRONT DOOR

#13740

79

March 17, 2026, 12:23 p.m.

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//chaotic Justin anthology, mar. 17 “The IRA bombed the building my dad worked at” “The Irish civil war was a tragedy because one side was just right”

#8156

1929

May 9, 2019, 11:57 a.m.

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Daniel: Only moral degenerates cross their sevens.

#8459

1929

Jan. 14, 2020, 7:06 a.m.

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//pd 3 genetics Sloe: Noam, oh my god sit down! You’re great. And I ate your granola.

#13301

1929

April 15, 2024, 12:30 p.m.

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Leo: Jason, can I put your sex cell quote on Blairbash Jason Yao: No Leo: Why not? Peter: say gex Ziyad: but flareon is better Ziyad: I tried it trust Eric Shi: *shows an image of a certain dictator wearing sunglasses* Gugan: no way ziyad's favorite munting buddy!!!! Jeffery: If you say "guillotine" (with hard L) you're gonna be killed by the french teacher Leo: With a guillotine? (pronounced with hard L) Jerry Lu: (enters with math packet for Wallops) Will Roe: Yo can I see Schwartz: NO! He has sworn to secrecy! Jerry: I want to be guillotined! (still pronounced with hard L) Eric Shi: Oh oh oh no (running away) Eric Shi: Guys I think a bee entered the room Jerry: Point and laugh at the bee! Will Roe: (points and laughs) Eric Shi: I'm not doing that (hides in corner) Jerry: Oh wait that actually looks more like a wasp than a bee. I don't want that smoke Eric: (runs out of room)

#8251

2030

June 13, 2019, 9:06 a.m.

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Robert: A key that opens many doors, is a master key. A door that is opened by many keys, is fucking useless.

#4329

1523

Nov. 28, 2012, 10:29 a.m.

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Shubham: Moose poop is good.

#6881

1523

Oct. 31, 2017, 5:50 p.m.

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Michio: I am infinitely attractive Schafer: ...Uh...I don't even know where to start saying no //proceeds to explain, using physics, that Michio has next to 0 attractiveness