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Jan. 25, 2022, 1:45 p.m.

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Andy: I busted a bean Andy: I smashed it on the table until it broke *pause* Andy: Now I can snort it

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April 1, 2025, 3:17 p.m.

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Glenn: I don’t like the term Agnatha because it reminds me of that aunt that you don’t want to visit on Christmas.

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May 2, 2025, 11:38 a.m.

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//About the definition of an orchestra Olivia: So if it's your orchestra plus me with a kazoo, is that an orchestra? Yunyi: Do you even know how to play the kazoo? Olivia: That's not the point Olivia: So is it an orchestra? Yunyi: Well, you would probably get kicked out Olivia: Okay but what about before I get kicked out Yunyi: Then it would be an orchestra plus one intruder with a kazoo who's about to get kicked out

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Dec. 5, 2025, 10:42 a.m.

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// Designing a popsicle stick bridge // Arman measuring a popsicle stick using a meter stick Arman: It's about 12 centimeters Akshay: No, it's 12 millimeters Akshay (Refering to the cm markings on the meter stick): Each of the little lines in one millimeter Arman: Those are centimeters Akshay: Are you stupid, there are 100 mm in a meter

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Sept. 20, 2010, 5:53 p.m.

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Mr. Pham: Yeah, when I read that I was surprised; on average women live 14 years longer than men! Steven Silberholz: It's 'cause they don't walk in front of cars. Lev: No, women are the ones who drive into men.

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April 26, 2011, 6:24 p.m.

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Myles: ...yeah, she's an OBGYN. Tatyana: Sorry? Myles: A gynecologist. Sharon: A what? Myles: A... Evan: *FRANTIC KILL GESTURES* NO NO NO NO NO Sharon: What's that? Evan: You said it, you explain it. Myles: No, you explain it!

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Nov. 9, 2011, 6:09 p.m.

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//Sometimes Mr. Fowler has to fight off other teachers who want to use our classroom for 3D graphics Mr. Fowler: I'm glad there's no one trying to steal our classroom this period! I managed to fight off a French teacher earlier today. Matt: Well, they're French. They surrender to everything, how hard could it be?

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May 19, 2012, 10:08 a.m.

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M-E: Sometimes I like to pet my eyebrows....

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Nov. 13, 2012, 10:33 a.m.

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Laura: You know when you go home and start blasting eighties music and start dancing around? Katie: No I really don't...

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Jan. 11, 2013, 6:06 p.m.

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//Discussing repoopulation, where poop is reingested to help with digestive issues Shaun: What guy said "Oh yea, let's just try eating poop"? Neil Davey: No!  It's actually ingenious.