#13394

1313

June 1, 2024, 11:47 p.m.

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Jason Yao: What's that? Leo: Socializing. Jason: Oh, fuck no. (turns around and leaves)

#13398

1313

June 7, 2024, 6:41 p.m.

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Sahu: "Another day, another slay, am I right?"

#13399

1313

June 11, 2024, 2:23 p.m.

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Sahu: I have crayons! I have colored paper! I have markers, but ONLY ORANGE!!

#13409

2626

Aug. 29, 2024, 12:14 p.m.

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Rose: "Now, Schwartz is a perfect example of someone who has been perverted by education..." Schwartz: "I'm a weirdo!"

#13411

1515

Aug. 29, 2024, 1:29 p.m.

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Pd 8 ADSB Sahu: The object has been created, my child has been birthed

#13419

1313

Sept. 1, 2024, 2:19 p.m.

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Pigrom: I actually know nothing about basketball Pigrom: I got this job because of my good looks and bribery skills // Pigrom proceeds to double dribble a basketball with his palms

#13421

1313

Sept. 3, 2024, 9:30 a.m.

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Schwartz: "...and that wraps up [our lesson on lines]. Any questions?" // Class is silent. Schwartz: "Great! Let's blow up the planet." Schwartz: "Things in math escalate quickly!"

#13430

1111

Sept. 6, 2024, 8:02 a.m.

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O'Donovan: "God bless takeout containers!" O'Donovan: "I just started collecting them; I don't eat this much soup."

#13438

1313

Sept. 8, 2024, 9:35 p.m.

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Smolen: "I have a 3 pm emotional support pickle every day."

#13440

1313

Sept. 9, 2024, 2:48 p.m.

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// On the application of reason to geometry, talking about the Pythagoreans. Rose: "Let's say I found 20 people, and put them in a room with food and water for a month, and asked them to prove geometry." Rose: "I'm a cult leader, and they're all committed to me." Rose: "They may define something, they might rebel, I don't know." // Later... Rose: "What might be something that might be, like, hard to figure out?" // Mutters from the class. Rose: "True. Hard stuff is hard to figure out." // Later, proving that sqrt(2) is irrational by contradiction, reaching the crux of the proof. Rose: "Now, a strange sense of weirdness -- cue the "Woo-o woo-o" music -- descends upon you."