#13441

1212

Sept. 9, 2024, 3:10 p.m.

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// Arnav is wearing a Yellowstone t-shirt Ostrander: Arnav, did you go to Yellowstone this summer? Arnav: No I got this from Old Navy Ostrander: Oh, that's so much better than Yellowstone

#13446

1313

Sept. 11, 2024, 1:09 p.m.

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Pd 8 ADSB Sahu: As you're shooting out of the birth canal Sahu: You ask: "What's your name?" Sahu: It's in the process of being made

#13448

1313

Sept. 11, 2024, 6:27 p.m.

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//Horne rants Horne: and you put all those stupid things your friends say on BLAIRBASH Horne: Stop it! Horne: Live in the present

#13451

2222

Sept. 12, 2024, 12:15 p.m.

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Rose: one student told me he was "tweaking out" Rose: and that could mean like anything

#13456

1313

Sept. 12, 2024, 5:56 p.m.

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Ms. Patrick, to her class of sophomores: Were you guys alive during 9/11?

#13461

2222

Sept. 17, 2024, 1:46 p.m.

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Sahu: I hate a question Sahu: Is sigma a derogatory term? Sahu: Because people call me Mr. Sigma

#13474

2626

Oct. 1, 2024, 1:49 p.m.

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// PD 8 ADSB, Sahu monologue Sahu: Everyone's pregnant Sahu: They all give birth at the same time Sahu: The population of the world is one million Sahu: The population of the world doubled Sahu: Using binary search, we can still find Timmy in one more search than we did before

#13479

1111

Oct. 2, 2024, 1:30 p.m.

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Roman: Why are you black?

#13490

2424

Oct. 11, 2024, 11 a.m.

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Ziyad: can we do a bomb lab? O'Donovan: NO!

#13502

2424

Nov. 8, 2024, 12:46 p.m.

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Collection of Certified Rose Moments since BlairBash last went down: // Rose: on Wednesdays we take the parallel postulate, on Thursdays we take postulate 5'... Dylan: and on Fridays we play the cure! // Rose: why are you doing that? Are you doing that because i was doing it? Are you making fun of me? Class: *no answer* Rose: alright! // Rose: Kline is just Klining all over the place // Rose: You actually like Morris Kline? Is that why you whispered? Vera: yes Rose: weird // Rose: This is in my nightmares, I stop talking for one second and all the teenagers start talking, this is what I have nightmares about. // Rose: What was I talking about? I love my job, nightmares... // Rose: so what are Europeans doing around 1550? Rose: they're exploring, colonizing, killing people... Rose: they're building a lot of ships, and they're-- Student: mercantilism Rose: mercant--yeah all that stuff. // Rose: we can't do everything today because what will we do tomorrow? // Rose: if someone's calling it a principle or a doctrine that's how you know they're bullshitting you. Rose: the doctrine of "give me $20"