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⚐ ReportGlenn: What is my blood ty //Hands raise up Glenn: I didn't say the last syllable yet! Glenn: this is so fun Glenn: puh.
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⚐ ReportMr Demma: “Sometimes Lana Del Rey makes me want to stretch out at the pool at a cheap motel and drink a bottle of bourbon”
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⚐ ReportBosse: This is one of the times I am glad I did not teach you bio. Bosse: Because I would cry if I knew that I taught you and 2 years later you guys don't remember anything.
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⚐ Report// Lesson on taxes Armand: So the school is committing tax fraud! Schwartz: No, Teacher Teacher the lumberjack is committing tax fraud!
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⚐ ReportSmolen: "When was the last time you guys felt joy?" // Class bursts into laughter. Smolen: "Don't say when you were seven years old." Student: "Eight years old." Smolen: "That's... slightly better." // The conversation devolves into awkwardness for a bit before Smolen got us back on track.
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⚐ ReportJames Attis: milk is not natural! James: you have to touch a cow in weird places to get it
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⚐ Report// Complex presentation Stephen: We are not on an archipelago. We are on the top of flooded mountains.
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⚐ Report// In reference to APs. Stein: "We should, as a school district, agree not to take standardized tests, and focus on *learning*." // Later. Stein: "Puzzlepalooza is an actual reason to miss school! You actually learn!" // A bit of ranting later. Student: "If I won at Puzzlepalooza, may I put it on my résumé?" Stein: "Absolutely!"