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Feb. 14, 2018, 5:59 p.m.

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//comparing Izzee and Sam's height Noam: Hmm I really can't tell who's taller. Bracklinn: Maybe it depends on how thick their soles are. //examine their shoes Noam: Yeah, I don't know whose soles are thicker. Bracklinn: Well, Isabella doesn't have a soul anyway, so it doesn't matter.

#11788

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April 26, 2023, 9:34 a.m.

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//On our way to Lodal Gugan Thuduppathy: It would be funny if I shorted out an outlet with pencil lead and a charger, while holding the lead. Jerry Lu: Gugan, no! Jerry: This is a "Gugan, No!" moment.

#1246

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Dec. 22, 2009, 10:28 p.m.

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// Email from Ms. Gross during the blizzard of 2009 Hello class! I hope you've been enjoying the weather--I have made too many snow angels to count and am in complete sugar-shock from too much hot cocoa. Here's the deal--please get me your papers as soon as you are able. I would really like to be able to grade them over break, and I'm sure you already have them completed, so why not just hand them in? Please email me your final papers as well as your four profiles. I can always look up the article online, but I would like the column analyses so that I can refer back to them as I read your papers. You may attach them as just one file, or as five separate ones--the format is up to you. This will save all of you who never seem to have time to print before class anyway! It's better this way--hard copies are sooooo Puritan!

#2216

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Sept. 28, 2010, 4:10 p.m.

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//Shirley writes 'lolololololololol' on one of the students' papers Student: Why did Shirley just do that? Other Student: HE DID IT FOR THE LULZ

#2412

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Oct. 25, 2010, 2:56 p.m.

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Dvorsky: Turning something in is always better than not turning it in.  Even if you get a 50% for effort, 20 points is still better than 40 points.

#4020

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March 6, 2012, 6:54 p.m.

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M-E: Weird people are weird...but normal people are just plain weird...I mean, uh, normal, but normal is so weird...

#4038

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March 13, 2012, 10:27 p.m.

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//Talking about religion Milo: I accept Mesus as my saviour!

#4300

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Nov. 13, 2012, 7:40 a.m.

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//Waiting at Wootton at 7:33 because the bus just never showed up Harrison Zheng: You know what? I'm just gonna call my mom for a ride because I kinda have to go to school today... //Everyone laughs

#9204

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Oct. 8, 2021, 1:53 p.m.

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Schwartz: You already did related rates. You just didn't know you were doing it, because I tricked you! Mwahahaha!

#10419

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April 6, 2022, 1:34 p.m.

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Duval: The ones here are usually the Chinese mantids or Carolina mantids. Johnny: Those don't look Chinese to me.