#13742

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March 24, 2026, 8:35 p.m.

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David Kim: Are you a minor or a major?

#13750

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April 24, 2026, 10:46 a.m.

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Eric Shi: Can you solve this with your yellow brain? ... Eric Shi: My brain's not yellow ... it's mush.

#13751

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April 28, 2026, 11:42 a.m.

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Justin: Nukes are good, right?

#13757

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May 23, 2026, 10:41 p.m.

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// Student telling Oldham about how Araujo is restricting bathroom passes to 3 times per semester. He thinks student is talking about Cuadrado. Oldham: Oh so there's TWO of them now? Oldham: We can do a cage fight. 2 on 1. I'll still win.

#13765

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June 9, 2026, 10:01 p.m.

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// Quizbowl team is in Chicago for PACE, Alan Sai is on the subway making jokes about the name of stations // Train passes by California Alan: I wouldn't have noticed, given the socialist sales tax rate here // Train passes by Damen, a station on the Blue line Alan: Hah! "Damen"! What a funny name. I once had a friend who almost went to the wrong restroom in Vienna because he thought it meant Men in German, because "Da men." (Damen means Ladies in German, like in the phrase Damen und Herren)

#13767

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June 10, 2026, 12:12 p.m.

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Sahu: My kid is dead, but it's okay because I can just promote the other one.

#3078

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March 13, 2011, 10:38 p.m.

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Donaldson: So here we have CJ standing on the soccer field. The sun is on this side and the clouds are over here. Any questions? Theresa: Can we make it a track instead of a soccer field, since track is a real sport?

#8480

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Jan. 31, 2020, 2:10 p.m.

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Lena: Anthrax is the hairball of biology

#8960

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Feb. 1, 2021, 1:04 p.m.

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Vivian: "I just went to the maaaaaaaaall... haha. That was really funny."

#12428

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Oct. 31, 2023, 11:44 a.m.

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Eric Shi: Dear "The Skibidi Ohio Rizzler", I have been notified that you are in fact a scaley and have connections with velociraptors. THAT IS MY SCALESONA. GO AWAY.