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May 14, 2018, 7:23 p.m.

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//May 14th Aviva: Aaron is the spanish test today Aaron: No it's on the fourteenth

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March 22, 2024, 7:37 a.m.

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Ziyad: Yeah I was reading about it, it was kind of interesting

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March 22, 2024, 8:15 a.m.

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//Ziyad wondering what munting means //Gugan reading about munting Gugan: Ziyad, wanna go munting with me? Ziyad: yeah! wwait NO! Leo: *dies* Justin: Dont ever speak again gugan

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Dec. 12, 2012, 8:01 a.m.

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M-E: Wouldn't be funny if an English teacher got colon cancer?

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April 30, 2024, 11:40 a.m.

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Leo: Ooh, fingers! Jason Yao: Oh, fuck you! (proceeds to throw an orange wrapped in tin foil at Eric Shi)

#956

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Nov. 24, 2009, 7:05 p.m.

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*In ceramics class Neel: If you don't get it, you don't get it. Lisa: GEICO!!! Neel: Noooo. The Washington Post! *Lisa laughs and smacks the table. Lisa: OH CRAP, MY TEAPOT!

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April 8, 2010, 7:43 a.m.

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//freshman R&E and robotics elective are sharing the lab Freshman 1: What's your name? Freshman 2: What's your name? Jacob: I don't have a name. Freshman 3: He's Jacob Hurwitz. Freshmen 1 and 2 (in unison): YOU'RE JACOB HURWITZ? Freshman 1: I thought Jacob Hurwitz was someone else! The kid with the glasses and... //Jacob looks puzzled Freshman 3: You're some legendary figure. Everybody knows you, but nobody's seen you.

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Nov. 12, 2010, 10:17 a.m.

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EVA: Remember, remember, the 5th of November... Danderson: As an excuse to set off barrels of gunpowder underneath Congress? EVA: Sure, that sounds fun, yup yup! Danderson: It would be more productive than anything they normally do...

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Dec. 14, 2010, 5:47 p.m.

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Anderson: That's what makes the rabbits get together and say "let's establish Christianity".

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Jan. 11, 2013, 11:59 p.m.

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//Mr. Bustillos is talking about dancing Rachel: Do you pick up girls when you go dancing, Mr. Bustillos? Mr. Bustillos: Well, it's not really about girls for me, Rachel. Class: Umm...