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⚐ ReportMr. Schaefer... and see? When the bowling ball's on the ground, it has 0 potential to hurt you. Evan- Yes it can. *points to bowling ball* Is it poisonous? Viju- Are you allergic to plastic?
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⚐ Report//after Robert sat on a table that had sulfuric acid on it previously Ethan: Question. Geffen: Is Robert going to get a Darwin award? Yes. Almost certainly.
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⚐ Report//Block D FCS, calculating distance with absolute values Matthew: Absolute value corrupts absolutely.
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⚐ ReportRoberts: What is it that you guys say? Roberts: We’re all gucci? *entire class groans*
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⚐ Report// swim meet, refs are changing touchpads Andy: holy crap, they’re about to impale that guy! Shriyan: it’s ok, it’s only heat 2, so he’s an expendable resource
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⚐ ReportSahu: Here's the University of Washington website. U-Dub. Will: U-sub? Sahu: U-SUB?!?!?! THIS AINT NO CLAC-U-LAS CLASS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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⚐ Report// Schafer is talking about consequences of fictional planets having too much or too little mass. Schafer: Escape velocity. *Pauses, looks at Shron* Schafer: Owo uwu. Sus. Highly sus.
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⚐ ReportMogge: If there were a santa in the north pole and a santa in the south pole... Mogge: Would they be independent clauses?