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#796

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Nov. 3, 2009, 11:23 a.m.

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Mr. Schaefer... and see? When the bowling ball's on the ground, it has 0 potential to hurt you. Evan- Yes it can. *points to bowling ball* Is it poisonous? Viju- Are you allergic to plastic?

After Mr. Schaefer and his bowling ball demonstrates energy (the ability to cause pain). Evan, being a genius smart-alec, as usual, and Viju being... ...Viju.

evan, schaefer, viju, freshmen, 9th, physics

#8526

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Feb. 25, 2020, 8:28 a.m.

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//after Robert sat on a table that had sulfuric acid on it previously Ethan: Question. Geffen: Is Robert going to get a Darwin award? Yes. Almost certainly.

#6160

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Jan. 5, 2017, 5:35 p.m.

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//Block D FCS, calculating distance with absolute values Matthew: Absolute value corrupts absolutely.

#8629

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Oct. 2, 2020, 2:44 p.m.

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//Playing Jackbox Student: Who is Hugh Janus?

#8675

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Oct. 20, 2020, 9:03 a.m.

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Coltin: He still dies on command

#9309

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Nov. 10, 2021, 11 a.m.

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Roberts: What is it that you guys say? Roberts: We’re all gucci? *entire class groans*

#9415

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Nov. 21, 2021, 11:32 a.m.

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// swim meet, refs are changing touchpads Andy: holy crap, they’re about to impale that guy! Shriyan: it’s ok, it’s only heat 2, so he’s an expendable resource

#12742

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Dec. 15, 2023, 1:17 p.m.

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Sahu: Here's the University of Washington website. U-Dub. Will: U-sub? Sahu: U-SUB?!?!?! THIS AINT NO CLAC-U-LAS CLASS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

#9437

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Nov. 29, 2021, 1:27 p.m.

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// Schafer is talking about consequences of fictional planets having too much or too little mass. Schafer: Escape velocity. *Pauses, looks at Shron* Schafer: Owo uwu. Sus. Highly sus.

#7449

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April 27, 2018, 3:15 p.m.

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Mogge: If there were a santa in the north pole and a santa in the south pole... Mogge: Would they be independent clauses?