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Sept. 10, 2009, 9:46 p.m.

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Swaney: Why do people have such strong opinions about health care? I just got into a fight with Schafer, Stein, and Donaldson about this. Actually, Donaldson, Stein, and I just got into a fight with Schafer. And those of you who know them will understand why.

#565

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Sept. 25, 2009, 4:13 p.m.

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Hinkle, I don't have any problem killin' a Bambi or anything like that.

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Oct. 7, 2009, 4:17 p.m.

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Stein: Why are you hugging a water bottle? Andrew RS: It's a milk jug, actually. Stein: Why are you hugging it? Andrew RS: Uh, I dunno...

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Oct. 7, 2009, 6:39 p.m.

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//on reducing grants-in-aid Ms. Thurman: Thus the states had to use some methods that were considered by many to be unethical and immoral to raise money. Student: Prostitution!

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Oct. 11, 2009, 4:50 p.m.

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Whitacre: Lemme just say this about homecoming. I wanna share my experience… it’s a horrible experience.

#609

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Oct. 11, 2009, 4:50 p.m.

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Whitacre: My grandmother’s next door, but I don’t want to wake her up because she’s crazy. Not like *makes nonsensical noises*. She has a gun, and if she hears a noise, she shoots!

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Oct. 11, 2009, 4:50 p.m.

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Dr. Smith: People tell me they’ve been up all night for several nights, having nightmares about Crime and Punishment.

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Oct. 11, 2009, 4:52 p.m.

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//during a test, a student asks what “axis mundi” is Whitacre: How can I make this a teachable moment? *thinks* You waste paper! This is made out of good living TREES!

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Oct. 12, 2009, 11:10 a.m.

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Whitacre: "I love you, and if we have sex, I won't be using you, it'll mean something to me." If that works, I'm writing that one down.

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Oct. 12, 2009, 7:05 p.m.

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//looking over a homework problem with A=e^rt Stein: Hey wait, we can't use A. So let's use B. Hey look! It's Bert! Now we need an Ernie... //writes "=Be^(rt) + Ernie" on the board