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May 21, 2009, 8:56 p.m.

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So anyways, line AB should be *a student sneezes* What? Did you just SNEEZE in your SHIRT?!... Im calling your mother today and telling her that her son sneezed in his shirt. ~Mr. Rose

#326

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May 24, 2009, 8:37 p.m.

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"Wait, who's wrong here, me or everybody else? Everybody else." -- Mr. Rose

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May 27, 2009, 11:20 a.m.

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Ms. Piper: I never know how far to go on the first day.

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May 27, 2009, 6:36 p.m.

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Mrs. Cannon: Drinking can be arousing and stimulating, but when you drink too much, for males [...] your performance can decrease.

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June 1, 2009, 11:13 a.m.

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Jacob: Want some ice cream? It's melting. Schafer: Thermodynamically speaking. It's not in a friggin' freezer!

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June 5, 2009, 5:45 p.m.

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//after someone found a bug in his folder Wenjing: *opens folder* *jumps up and screams* Mrs. Cannon: Wenjing, it's a piece of lint.

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June 21, 2009, 12:24 a.m.

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Mr. Pham: Be smart! Be lazy! Be smart and lazy!

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June 21, 2009, 12:26 a.m.

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Mr. Kaluta: You don't have to be quite as quiet outside, you just have to listen to instructions... like "LOOK OUT FOR THE CAR!" That's a good one.

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Sept. 4, 2009, 2:47 p.m.

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Swaney: Everyone in Russia dies of alcoholism. It's not a joke.

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Sept. 5, 2009, 4:13 p.m.

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"You need to use a conjugal pair!" -- Scott