#8320

921

Sept. 30, 2019, 10:43 p.m.

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//2nd Period Genetics, doing a DNA extraction lab where everyone researched and wrote their own protocols //Jennifer and Hae Rin run up to Elia Jennifer: *holds out a test tube* Jennifer: Can you spit in this?! Hae Rin: We need 10 mL of saliva! Elia: What.

#9421

921

Nov. 22, 2021, 2:13 p.m.

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Lodal: Is diamond solid? Uh, yeah. We've played Minecraft before, right?

#10167

921

March 5, 2022, 12:40 p.m.

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Henry Ren: Freaking freshmen.

#5382

923

Feb. 10, 2015, 2:05 p.m.

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//Sambuddha, Jamie, Pratik, Kusal, and a whole bunch of males Schwartz: What should we name x? Sambuddha (joined in by others): EEEEEEEEESHAN // Eshan smiles coyly Schwartz: Alright, we'll call it Eeeeeshan (writes "Eeeeeeshan" on the board"). No more classmates though. How about x^-2? Jesse (joined in by others) Shane!

#7845

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Jan. 7, 2019, 8:10 p.m.

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//9th Cirincione AP NSL //talking about the family research council, an interest group of evangelical Christians who oppose gay marriage and abortion //they give lawmakers a score of a number of 'thumbs up' for how often they vote the way that the FRC wants them to Student A: If Senator Alexander has 8 thumbs up, how many does Jesus have? Student B: 3! *laughs* Student C: I mean, Jesus said "love your neighbor as yourself," that sounds pretty gay to me.

#8506

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Feb. 14, 2020, 4:35 p.m.

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//At Chipotle before MAN, Lena's playing a game on her phone Lena: *loudly* aHHH IM DYING!!!! Lillian and Elia: Shhhhh! Lena: *whispering* I'm dying, I'm dying, I'm dying, I'm dying, I'm dying, I'm dying!

#2348

816

Oct. 12, 2010, 8:02 a.m.

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Polina: Could you stop talking?  I didn't ask for your help! Contreras: Actually, if I recall correctly, you did.

#6548

816

July 13, 2017, 12:05 p.m.

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Sam: Pham is why we can't have fire alarms

#8274

816

Sept. 10, 2019, 11:43 a.m.

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John Kim: Your cancer cells die if you cook the cancer cells! So let’s eat ‘em!! Extra protein!! Extra nutrients!!!

#9539

816

Dec. 7, 2021, 2:56 p.m.

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// Talking about how Antony was asking to conspirators to kill him in Julius Caesar Rao: So I guess he was taking a *stab at it* *Entire class laughs* Rao: I didn't even say that on purpose.