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#12887

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Jan. 24, 2024, 8:28 a.m.

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//Nikhita is drawing hearts on Amber's paper and crossing them out Nikhita: I've given up on romance Evelyn Evelyn: You guys are literally 16

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April 30, 2024, 9:38 a.m.

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// Bow placement Smolen: Get to the tip!!!! The tip! Smolen: You're 4 inches away from the tip!

#10924

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Oct. 6, 2022, 9:17 a.m.

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// Discussing blairbash Student 1: I bet blairbash submissions aren't actually real. // Student 2 jumps out of window, does a backflip, and lands on Ms. Johnson's car.

// mod note: for some reason I don't think this acc happened, hence the "Quotes on Blairbash.org have no implicit or explicit claim of validity; all quotes are unverified."

blairbash, johnson, meta

#369

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May 27, 2009, 7:49 p.m.

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Wei-Hwa: In mathematics, you can't do experiments. I kept on adding two and three... Piper: And on days ending in "y," I got five.

#4189

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Sept. 7, 2012, 5:35 p.m.

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//M-E finds the word "batholith" excessively hilarious Donaldson: Guys, stop saying "batholith"; we don't want M-E to die.  M-E, if they keep bothering you, you can go to see your counselor...

#5644

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Nov. 16, 2015, 9:16 p.m.

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Anonymous: This resembles a clevermath problem. Nimi: You resemble a clevermath problem: hard, tedious, boring, waste my time, hard to do...err not last one

Nimi is interesting

nimi

#7814

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Dec. 18, 2018, 2:15 p.m.

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Rose: Wait a minute, this is just a remake of Mean Girls but with cartoon Russian dogs!

#5244

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Nov. 10, 2014, 9:27 a.m.

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// Morning Announcements PA: Are you a republican and would like to engage in a debate or argument? *Norton laughs sarcastically*

#8132

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April 29, 2019, 5:48 p.m.

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Student: Ryan Cho is an acquired taste.

#8186

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May 23, 2019, 9:51 p.m.

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//At the band picnic, the band kids are goofing around and throwing water bottles //Ben misses a catch and the water bottle hits the ground, splashing an unsuspecting Joseph Zenick with water Colin (whispering): It's funnier 'cause it's Joseph.