#12135

44

Sept. 15, 2023, 2:40 p.m.

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Rose: What is a minor? Esther: me. //later Rose: we just learned that [Esther] is a small crime

#12144

44

Sept. 18, 2023, 10:21 a.m.

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arjun: "noooo!!! you took the polio away!!!!" [a few minutes later] arjun: "wait, why is polio, like, bad??"

#12163

44

Sept. 20, 2023, 7:49 a.m.

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// Stein is taking attendance Stein: Hey Evan Wang, you're not sitting in your right seat. Stein: And your dad emailed me in the middle of the night. // Later Stein: Sophie Y, where is Sophie H? Natalia: I could track her right now.

#12169

44

Sept. 20, 2023, 5:23 p.m.

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Jacobs: Avogadro's Law: If you put in twice as much gas, the balloon is twice as large. Jacobs: Wow. I could've figured that out. I could've had a Law named after me. //later, Jacobs tries to put an egg in a flask, and it doesn't fit Jacobs: This is physics, everyone: the thing is bigger than the other thing, so it won't go in. //Entire class erupts in thunderous applause

#12178

44

Sept. 21, 2023, 9:26 a.m.

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Student: the dz² orbital looks kinky

#12200

44

Sept. 26, 2023, 10:24 a.m.

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Kripa: That's a long P. I like that.

#12262

44

Oct. 5, 2023, 3:33 p.m.

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Nate: No, Boston is in Connecticut!

#12263

44

Oct. 6, 2023, 7:45 a.m.

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// Jerry Song is sprawled out on a desk Jacobs: Do you need more light? Jerry: *nods head several time like a crackhead* Jacobs: Well then go out into the hallways.

#12271

44

Oct. 6, 2023, 6:26 p.m.

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Katz: do you want to go mentally abuse some people?

#12281

44

Oct. 10, 2023, 10:36 a.m.

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Delaney: I renamed by SRP class to Senior Long Research Project so I can call it SLRP(slurp)!