#11999

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June 16, 2023, 8:29 a.m.

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// Last day of school Schwartz: You guys have 4 hours of school left, suck it up! Schwartz: The next time I will tell you to wake up at 8 will be February if you're taking complex next year. Schwartz: I should send all of you guys an email during the summer that says "URGENT: Wake up."

#12001

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June 16, 2023, 11:54 a.m.

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// At Lunch Student 1: I'd rather do calculus than do jesus Student 2: What, you don't like dilfs?

#12031

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Aug. 31, 2023, 4:09 p.m.

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Rose: I am not an expert at anything

#12039

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Sept. 1, 2023, 9:03 a.m.

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Stein: Jerry Song, have you finished your homework yet? Jerry: Yeah. Stein: Then do another variable. Jerry: Nevermind, I don't think I'm done.

#12045

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Sept. 1, 2023, 12:40 p.m.

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Glenn: Alisha and I are twins. Glenn: Even though we are 30 years apart.

#12053

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Sept. 5, 2023, 2:35 p.m.

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// Demonstrating ab roller Charles(to student): Get on your knees.

#12081

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Sept. 8, 2023, 10:41 a.m.

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Teacher: Can we get a round of applause for Mr. Bannister's teeth? Classroom: *applauds without question*

#12082

44

Sept. 8, 2023, 1:45 p.m.

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Anne: My parents worked as a waiter and waitress. Jerry Song: How do your parents work as a waiter and waitress at the same time?

#12108

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Sept. 13, 2023, 8:49 a.m.

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Jacobs: Back then, in the hallways people were *doing it*. Jacobs: And then one day they got caught.

#12123

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Sept. 14, 2023, 2:43 p.m.

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Rose: Is it associative? Class: Yes Rose: *writes while saying* Ass ✓