#1051

44

Dec. 4, 2009, 5:01 p.m.

⚐ Report

Swaney: Oh, Jacob's not here. I can tell a story! *pause* Conway, put that pencil down!

#1061

44

Dec. 5, 2009, 2:40 p.m.

⚐ Report

Lauren: Ms. Gross, does your sister look like you? Gross: Nah, not really; we used to tell her she was adopted! Lauren: Wait, is she blond? Gross: No, she isn't. Lauren: Is she Asian? Black? Gross: Yes, Lauren, she's a blond Asian!

#1098

44

Dec. 8, 2009, 5:19 p.m.

⚐ Report

//Ms. Manuel is talking about her friend getting attacked by a homeless person for offering her help Student: So she was punching your friend? Ms. Manuel: Yeah. Student: And you didn't do anything? Ms. Manuel: I wasn't there. I mean, otherwise, yeah, I would have decked that homeless person!

#1131

44

Dec. 11, 2009, 2:42 p.m.

⚐ Report

//Pham's cell phone rings in class Pham: I know who it is. *picks up* Hello? Speaking. What do you mean wrong address? Yes. Yes. No, I told them to hold it there! What the tracking number? I have tracking number. Let me compare. 1-3-4-6-1-9-8-5-0-2... Okay, I pick up at 9:30.

#1132

44

Dec. 11, 2009, 2:43 p.m.

⚐ Report

//While skipping dozens of slides in his eigenvalue PowerPoint Pham: Actually, eigen and eigenvalue very interesting area to study.

#1160

44

Dec. 14, 2009, 7:34 p.m.

⚐ Report

//Mr. Smith, who is subbing for Mr. Pham, is watching kids write Pham-isms on the board Smith: What's the name of this class? Jacob: Computational methods. Smith: This must be the best computational methods class there ever was!

#1207

44

Dec. 17, 2009, 12:44 p.m.

⚐ Report

Whitacre: High school isn't life. Life begins in six months.

#1228

44

Dec. 20, 2009, 1:54 p.m.

⚐ Report

Rose: This is more of the type of problem that would break the mind of a fifth-grader. SO! There are two options in solving this. Option #1.. Students: Panic.

#1229

44

Dec. 20, 2009, 1:56 p.m.

⚐ Report

//talking about a quiz in the lab: Piper: So, who's next? *creepily smiles and stares at student #1* Student 1: GAH, don't look at me! Student 2: DON'T LOOK HER IN THE EYES!

#1232

44

Dec. 20, 2009, 2:49 p.m.

⚐ Report

CJ: Hey Nilay look! I got Indian bread for lunch. Nilay: That's pita bread. It ain't Indian bread 'till my mom makes it.