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Nov. 8, 2009, 2:20 p.m.

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//a student is quietly reading an article to the class Ravilious: Louder. //the student remains inaudible Ravilious: Louder, please. //the student's volume increases slightly Ravilious: Louder, with feeling and conviction that this is the truth!

#838

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Nov. 12, 2009, 9:04 a.m.

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Pham: I just realize, the most important things in life: your eyes and your feet.

#951

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Nov. 24, 2009, 11:19 a.m.

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Mr. Schafer: Your anal mech book. *mutters to self* Because that doesn't sound wrong.

#978

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Nov. 25, 2009, 9:01 a.m.

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//During Graphics Scott L: A queue is like a stack except stuff falls out the bottom. (singing) I'm a queue, I'm a queue, I'm a queue!

#993

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Nov. 25, 2009, 10:49 p.m.

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//Wendy screamed after seeing a bug Hinkle: At old Blair, I was often the first one in certain sections of the building in the morning. We didn't have those automatic lights, you had to go over to a panel box and switch 'em on and whatnot. But you had to walk a ways to the box. So as you're walking it's like CRUNCH CRUNCH CRUNCH CRUNCH [acts out] and then you turn on the light and see a path of dead bugs!

#1004

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Nov. 30, 2009, 5:42 p.m.

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Winston (to Ms. Cannon): How DARE you accuse me of incestuous behaviour?!

#1009

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Dec. 1, 2009, 8:01 p.m.

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*Stein has to take over study hall while Nawabi is out* Stein: WORK! WORK! Carlos: My homework is on the computer. Can I-- Stein: NO! Go do your math! Statistics, calculus, math phys...whatever! Carlos: I already finished it in school-- Stein: No you didn't. Work!

#1023

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Dec. 3, 2009, 2:28 p.m.

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Whitacre: Do you write for this Blair blog? Jacob: What, BlairBash? Whitacre: Is that www-dot-blairbash? Jacob: dot-org. Whitacre: I kept hearing my name, and I've noticed they're all things I've said when YOU were around.

#1028

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Dec. 3, 2009, 4:23 p.m.

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//Dr. Simel, explaining how to find accented syllables. Simel: Ok, imagine you're drunk. Class: ... Simel: Well, not you, but someone over 21. So you're hot and drunk and slurring your words, and you go "COOooo-gen'" And that's how you find the accented syllable.

#1029

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Dec. 3, 2009, 4:26 p.m.

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//Dr. Simel explaining integrated quotes... *Ms. Wilde leaves* Simel: So you integrate the quotes by...HIIII MS. WIIIIILDE!!! Class: o_o Simel: I didn't get to say hi to her today!